NFL Live Thread Week 16

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[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 16

Thursday, Dec. 22
8:25 p.m. ET Giants at Eagles

Saturday, Dec. 24
1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Bills
1 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Saints
1 p.m. ET Jets at Patriots
1 p.m. ET Titans at Jaguars
1 p.m. ET Vikings at Packers
1 p.m. ET Chargers at Browns
1 p.m. ET Redskins at Bears
1 p.m. ET Falcons at Panthers
4:05 p.m. ET Colts at Raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at Seahawks
4:25 p.m. ET 49ers at Rams
8:25 p.m. ET Bengals at Texans

Sunday, Dec. 25
4:30 p.m. ET Ravens at Steelers
8:30 p.m. ET Broncos at Chiefs

Monday, Dec. 26
8:30 p.m. ET Lions at Cowboys

[Bender2]

We have... her here.

Bring... her in--

Well, you... got me.

It is simple, Bendy... is drunk--

His Boys won-- Is him being drunk... supposed to surprise me?

And you must make... his NFL picks for week 16.

Oh... balls!

This is madness! We have... Death Star plans to steal!

Tell me... about it!

Perhaps I can ask RG3... for his take on this--

Do... it.

Ohhhhhh, Kay-Tuessooooooooo! Messa... know just what to do!

That... was a dead end!

Well, what-- What the hell... do we do?

I will... make all the picks for you.

How... how?

With the immortal Isadora Duncan's solution... for everything--

Interpretative... dance!

Have at it... and we'll get to stealing those Death Star plans.

A little traveling... music, Sam--

... ... ...

Thursday Night makes my feet fly... and them Godless Jersey Jints beat the equally Godless Iggles--

And in Saturday action, the Phins boogie... over the Bills and Rex's grave--

The Bucking Ears get no rest as Drew's Ain'ts... tap dance to their hearts content--

It only takes a waltz... for big's Pattycheaters to glide past the Jets--

Allegra's Old Earlers use their jaz hands... to fake out the Jag-Offs_

It is a one-man Jig big's Aaron Boy does... in stomping all over the Viqueens--

Stll waters run deep, but Rivers roars... and floods out any hope for the Brownstains--

No, Kay-Tuessooooooooo! Messa... and messa's boys promise a win!

A swish here, a swish there... the Deadskins dance all over Da Bears poor old hides--

Yes, Cam can chew gum and play at the same time... but Atlanta's Dirty Byrds clog dance with really big clogs!

Seven's Imperial Waiders Samba through... Manning's Old Indy Nags--

Sir... Sir!

What do you... want, C3PO?

Look-- K-2SO is picking... those horrorible Raiders to win!

Well, they are... the Emperor's Team--

And the beat... goes on--

Imp's Old Chi-town Cards have no hope... on the Seathugs' dance card--

It is California Calypso as LA's Ewes get their tutus... kicked by the Soapy 9ers--

Allegra's Texicans still have two left feet... but they rock and roll TCU North--

Sunday, no matter how the Ravenettes pirouette... Big Ben's Grande Jeté does them end-

Old Manning's Mile High Ponies just cannot Cha Cha... by my Old Dallas Texans--

Now, on Monday Night, Bendy's Boys are all in step... Need I say more?

No, you... don't!

Whoa! I can hardy wait... for the Spaceballs reboot!

[Bender2]

Now, get your picks in... because we know where you all live!

Gadzooks! Talk about... a strange dream--

[traderrob6]

Couldn’t care less.

[circlecity]

A week after the Colts were essentially eliminated from playoff contention they blow out the Vikings in their best game of the season. Yeah, that’s the kind of season it’s been. The one consolation is that their young O line (2 rookies) seems to be coming together and promises to be a very good unit for years to come. Wait till next year......

[BipolarBob]

I have a dream. A dream of an NFL without Colon Crapperdink. Without Roger Baddell as commissioner. A game without a BLM or oppression symbolism by a bunch of overpaid athletes playing a game for a living. And nothing about perverts not allowed in the bathroom of their choice either. This is my dream. There are many like it. But this one is mine.

[MaxistheBest]

“A week after the Colts”

Yup...real shame...the team is playing good football in all phases. They play Oakland this week and wouldn’t be something is they win and then win out the next week against the Jaguars...what seemed like a lost year would become “the team that belongs in the playoffs”

I don’t think any team would want to play the Colts ..they are that good right now.

[circlecity]

"I have a dream. A dream of an NFL without Colon Crapperdink."

Given the nightmare season of the Niners I would expect to see a major housecleaning there at the end of the season. That would include getting rid of Colin. His complete lack of productivity combined with his franchise salary makes it pretty much impossible to keep him.

[Doogle]

[Jim W N]

Zamboni! Funny you said that. I had a couple of strange dreams last night myself.

[al_c]

Gints @ Iggles? Can they both lose? If not, I’m going to have to pick the Gints.
Saturday’s forecast in Buffalo is mid 30s and rain. Phins are used to sunny and 70s this time of year. Bills win.
Bucs
Jets ... LOL - just kidding. Patsies.
Oilers
Pack
If the Browns could win one, this is it. But ... Bolts.
Deadskins
Panthers got lucky this week. Not so much against the Dirty Birds. Falcons.
Raiders
Cards suck on the road. Seahags are undefeated at home. Gosh, I hope they don’t wear those glow in the dark uniforms again. Seahags.
Rams will win on the field and in the parking lot after the game.
Texans will get a new spark with a new QB and beat the kitties from Cincy.
Stillers
Chiefs
COWBOYS!!!!!!!

[onedoug]

F the NFL obligatory post.

[StoneWall Brigade]

The Deadskins last two games are against Cupcakes

[Enterprise]

Anything’s possible, but I just don’t see any team desperate enough to have Dinkercrap as a QB. I know, I know, the Browns and the Jets are desperate, but there HAVE to be better options.

[BipolarBob]

I hear Tony Romo is looking for a team.

[Enterprise]

Admit it, it really was funny when Dez Bryant jumped in the Salvation Army display pot. The NFL decided not to fine him.

How bad could it be for the Jets that they had to put Fitzpatrick back in?

I'm going to take Houston on the belief that they will keep Brock Osweiler benched.

Soon, we won't have Crapperfink around each week. I hope there aren't ANY teams so desperate that they will sign him next year. Oh yeah, the 49ers LOST again. And even if it might be somewhat possible for them to beat the Rams, I'm taking the Rams!

WTH happened with Minnesota? Good grief!

Cowboys SMOKED Winston!

Ok, enough blather, here's my picks.

Giants
Bills
Saints
Patriots
Titans
Packers
Chargers
Redskins
Falcons
Raiders
Seahawks
Rams
Texans
Steelers
Chiefs
Cowboys

Confidence is high on my picks this weeks. So take the opposite of what I pick. Least confidence is on Redskins though. That's my flypaper and I'm sticking to it.

[Enterprise]

You only have so much shelf life in any given sport. Maybe he will like the frozen north? Jets?

[big'ol_freeper]

Playoffs are on the line! Here we goes boys! Week 16:

[weston]

Mariota

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 16

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 22
====Giants at Iggles

Saturday, Dec. 24
=Dolphins at Bills===

Buccaneers at Saints====

Dem Jets at big's Patty Cheaters====

====Allegra's Old Earlers at Jaguars

Viqueens at big's Packer Wackers====

====Chargers at Browns

===Deadskins at Imp's Da Bears=

===Falcons at Panthers=

Colts at Seven's Raiders====

Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Seathugs====

=Soapy 9ers at La La Land Ewes===

Bengals at Allegra's Texicans====

Sunday, Dec. 25
Ravens at Steelers====

=Broncos at My Old Dallas Texans===

Monday, Dec. 26
Clet's Loinchops at My & Tom's Boys====

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Hey Rob...since you “cared enough” to post on this thread, we need to send our picks your way...with the season’s greetings of
“you are an ass...fa la la la la, yer a jer-er-erk.”

NFL Live Thread Week 16
Thursday, Dec. 22
Giants

Saturday, Dec. 24
Dolphins
Buccaneers
Patriots
Titans
Packers
Chargers
Redskins
Falcons
Raiders
Seahawks
Rams
Texans

Sunday, Dec. 25
Steelers
Chiefs

Monday, Dec. 26
Cowboys [Cletus says, ouch.]