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Will they lay Hillary Clinton in a Crystal Coffin?
opinion | 10-15-2016 | ShivaFan

Posted on 10/15/2016 12:54:57 AM PDT by ShivaFan

Will they lay Hillary Clinton in a Crystal Coffin?

When Chairman Mao died on the 9th of September 1976 of Parkinson’s Disease, the death of the Party Leader was not announced right away. The government officials instead gave a warning to the nation that an announcement of extreme importance will be made later in the day at 4pm.

Just before 4pm, citizens all across China gathered around transistor radios to hear the announcement, that Mao Zedong has died of a disease which they had no awareness he had.

In fact, Mao was mostly in seclusion during his last five years, sometimes he would collapse and his eyes would go cross-eyed and he would have seizure like states, as the Parkinson’s Disease grew worse he would shake and would rarely make public appearances, and the last time the general public actually saw him was at a fireworks display in 1971.

After his death, and the playing of the Communist Anthem on loud speakers across China, they embalmed the “Chairman”, fitted him with a wax skin lining, and then sealed him in a Crystal Coffin, where the public could enter and pay homage in an elaborate mausoleum. There would be an entrance fee for visitors, you could also buy flowers to offer to his body in rest “for eternity”.

Today, Hillary Clinton is held in same reverence by her Party officials, she is the Chairwoman of the Party, and if elected President, no doubt her supporters and political and government party officials who worship her will place her to rest with much patriotic music. We will all be warned that, later in the day, probably 4pm, there will be an announcement of extreme importance. We will gather around our laptops, illegal big screen TV's, the poorer will gather around their transistor radios, to hear the announcement that the Party Leader has died of a disease.

My only question is, will it be a Crystal Coffin that they will lay her embalmed body fitted with wax skin lining to rest “for eternity” in the mausoleum constructed next to the Lincoln Memorial, or will it be a Saffron Shatterproof composite currently used on Apple iPhones?

What will be the entrance fee?



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; History; Religion
KEYWORDS: clinton; coffin; crystalcoffin; embalm; hillary; wax

1 posted on 10/15/2016 12:54:57 AM PDT by ShivaFan
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To: ShivaFan

Crystal coffin?? Sure; just as long as they drive a stake through her heart first to make sure she’s really dead and will stay that way.


2 posted on 10/15/2016 1:01:41 AM PDT by Captain Rhino (also)
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To: ShivaFan

FR needs a like button.


3 posted on 10/15/2016 1:07:23 AM PDT by Crooked Constituent
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To: ShivaFan

She’ll need an asbestos one for protection instead of a transparent one for display.


4 posted on 10/15/2016 1:09:15 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Captain Rhino

Buried at a crossroads upside down too...


5 posted on 10/15/2016 1:13:50 AM PDT by GraceG (Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
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To: ShivaFan

what makes you think she isn’t already in a crystal coffin (she avoids almost all public contact or exposure...and when we do see her, she’s more often than not falling down and quickly receiving another shot of ReAnimation Juice in her rump)

Zombie? Dracula also comes to mind somehow...


6 posted on 10/15/2016 1:18:57 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero. news)
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Crystal Coffin?

Why not?

They would never be able to find a Prince.

But every butch dyke in the realm would line up for a try.


7 posted on 10/15/2016 1:38:31 AM PDT by Candor7 ( Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: ShivaFan

Clear so one can see the jailhouse orange pantsuit.


8 posted on 10/15/2016 2:33:39 AM PDT by exnavy ( psalm 27: 4 ...dwell in the house of the Lord, all the days of my life...)
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To: ShivaFan

Odd way to archive someone with a voice that shatters glass.


9 posted on 10/15/2016 2:48:49 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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Why not? She dresses and acts like mao. Enshrine her nasty old carcass like her predecessor. Daily visits to the long mourning line will be part of any journalism or news reporter training.


10 posted on 10/15/2016 3:17:02 AM PDT by GregoTX
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Where ever she’s buried, I intend to buy 100 cases of water and beer and a pup tent, and camp next to her grave to be sure the grass is well watered.


11 posted on 10/15/2016 3:37:20 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (Welcome back to Rome - 471 AD)
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Don’t have to worry about her body rotting - it’s pre-rotted.


12 posted on 10/15/2016 4:14:58 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: ShivaFan

Cat liter would be more appropriate.


13 posted on 10/15/2016 4:33:49 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: ShivaFan
Somewhere appropriate.


14 posted on 10/15/2016 4:50:39 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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Crystal coffin for Hillary?

Don't know...don't care.

But I do know that they had better put one hell of a guard on it...particularly if she dies before I do.

I have sworn to piss on her grave...as well as Jane Fonda...and I will, unless I am physically restrained.

If I can't do the actual, physical act because of guards and the presence of others...I will simply save it up in a Dixie Cup and pour it on the bitch.

I wish the bitch would contract a terminal disease with a two day life expectancy...three days ago.

15 posted on 10/15/2016 5:51:19 AM PDT by OldSmaj (Buttcrack Obama is a damned Quisling. There no doubt. Impeachment is demanded!)
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There’re headstones hopefully will be a working urinal ....... the lines will be long.


16 posted on 10/15/2016 6:37:47 AM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: ShivaFan

Crystal & Clover, over & over.


17 posted on 10/15/2016 7:33:59 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Captain Rhino

She has already been buried and has risen to the cries of the “Children of the Night”.

She must sleep in a coffin in the dirt that she was originally buried in many years ago.

The stake must have fallen out years ago.


18 posted on 10/15/2016 9:08:37 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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I am one who finds the Parkinson’s diagnosis difficult not to believe. After studying the 9/11/16 video, the only conclusion is that That isn’t proof that it is Parkinson’s Disease specifically, but Dr. Ted Noel makes a persuasive case. If it is Parkinson’s, what then? IMHO the answer is obvious; if she becomes utterly incompetent, or even dies, we will be kept in the dark and fed BS in her name after she is long gone.

19 posted on 10/15/2016 11:29:58 AM PDT by conservatism_IS_compassion ('Liberalism' is a conspiracy against the public by wire-service journalism.)
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