Posted on 09/14/2016 6:51:48 PM PDT by MtnClimber
Are you a “deplorable,” one of those dreadful Donald Trump supporters who so offend Hillary Clinton’s delicate sensibilities?
As far as she’s concerned, the deplorables are expendable, in order to make room for her “basket” of voters, the despicable and the deportable.
If Hillary hadn’t had that problem with seasonal allergies or overheating or chronic dehydration or pneumonia or whatever they’re calling it now, her “deplorables” slur would be getting a lot more play.
Are you a “deplorable,” one of those dreadful Donald Trump supporters who so offend Hillary Clinton’s delicate sensibilities?
As far as she’s concerned, the deplorables are expendable, in order to make room for her “basket” of voters, the despicable and the deportable.
If Hillary hadn’t had that problem with seasonal allergies or overheating or chronic dehydration or pneumonia or whatever they’re calling it now, her “deplorables” slur would be getting a lot more play.
Didn’t Barack Obama say a few months back that a candidate couldn’t insult his way to the presidency? I guess he was referring to Donald Trump. Hillary Clinton, apparently, can.
n case you’ve been wondering which side you’re on, you may be a deplorable if you stand for the National Anthem.
Or if you know all the words to the Pledge of Allegiance, especially, “under God.”
Or if when you go to Market Basket, you tend to buy generic products, because you’re using your own money, not an EBT card.
You may be a deplorable if you just got your car inspected.
If you’re deployable, you’re definitely deplorable.
If you wake before noon, if you call Islamic terrorists Islamic terrorists, if you don’t have an Obamaphone and you don’t believe that global warming is “settled science” — can you say deplorable?.....
Saying Merry Christmas — Deplorable with a capital D!
(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...
I am deplorable because I have had a job since I was 14 years old, worked my way through college and then have had a professional career for 34 years.
You’re a deplorable if you like hockey better than basketball.
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I like being drawn-and-quartered better than basketball.
I am deplorable because I say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Hoooooooooolidays.
I am deplorable because I am not a muslim like huma.
I am deplorable because I fight here and everywhere every day for America, before it is too late or I can’t fight any more.
I am deplorable because I vote Conservative every election.
Deplorable is in the opinion of the one making the judgment.
So anyone can call anyone deplorable, and it means nothing.
You’re a deplorable if your blood pressure goes up when you have to PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH.
Proud deplorable.
Deplorable? YES! That describes me and I’m proud of it.
Actually, truth be told, I’m much worse than deplorable.
I own, fix and shoot guns,
I'm a gun/bulletsmith,
I have two gun/bulletsmithing daughters,
I vote republican,
My hair is down to my ass but I'm a redneck,
I'm a phobic of every sort,
I don't shop at Target,
I smoke tobacco products,
I consume beer and homemade stump juice,
Sorry Hitlery, if I'm deplorable then please accept my deepest, humble apology for not giving a shit....
Good article, but it starts with a false premise:
There’s nothing ‘delicate’ about her sensibilities.
Her health, on the other hand....
-JT
I finally, finally made it on the Chump Line yesterday. I think it was my 6th or 7th attempt, lol. Mine was the little female voice cracking about Hillary’s basket of deportables, which I guess wasn’t that original, but hey I finally made it on.
If I was really creative, like the Governor Patrick guy or the guy who sings the same song but with different words every day, I’d come up with a new twist on Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA,”—”Well I’m prouuud to beeee a Deplorable!”
I don’t know where those everyday guys find the time to come up with something funny day in day out like they do!!!
“If you think that that Second Amendment is at least as important as the First Amendment, you might be a deplorable.”
“If you think ‘all lives matter’, you might be a deplorable.”
“If you can accurately gauge the thrust of a news story before you or the newscaster are half-finished with reading it, you might be deplorable.”
“If you think that a district with 110% voter turnout casting 100% of its votes for one candidate is engaging in vote fraud, you might be deplorable.”
“If you think immigrants should obey the laws of their host country first and foremost and make genuine efforts towards friendly assimilation, you might be deplorable.”
Oooh! Good one!
“If you’d rather say Merry Christmas than Happy Holidays in a generous spirit of peace on earth and good will towards all mankind, you might be deplorable.”
...and with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for riffing on his delivery!
“If you think it should make a difference, even now, you might be a deplorable.
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