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Sausage strife in Germany: Pedestrian hits BMW with bologna
WIS TV ^ | 17 August 16 | AP

Posted on 08/18/2016 12:36:07 PM PDT by aomagrat

BERLIN (AP) - A BMW driver brought out the wurst in a pedestrian in Germany, who dented the luxury vehicle with a 30 centimeter (foot-long) bologna saying the car was going too fast and endangering his son.

Police in the eastern city of Neubrandenburg said Wednesday the sausage strife broke out over the weekend when the 49-year-old man and his 8-year-old son were crossing the street.

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: bologna
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I never sausage a thing!
1 posted on 08/18/2016 12:36:07 PM PDT by aomagrat
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Was it halal?


2 posted on 08/18/2016 12:39:08 PM PDT by beethovenfan (Islam is a cancer on civilization.)
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So Carlos’ wiener really is dangerous.


3 posted on 08/18/2016 12:40:43 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_G7HHJ0GE


4 posted on 08/18/2016 12:42:03 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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My bologna has a first name, it's M A A C O

My bologna has a second name, it's L A W Y E R

5 posted on 08/18/2016 12:42:27 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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And Clinton had to use just a cigar?


6 posted on 08/18/2016 12:43:10 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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And for once something dumb didn’t happen in SC!


7 posted on 08/18/2016 12:48:38 PM PDT by Gamecock (There is always one more idiot than you counted on.)
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8 posted on 08/18/2016 12:51:09 PM PDT by Donglalinger
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This is the wurst thread ever!


9 posted on 08/18/2016 12:51:30 PM PDT by PROCON ("Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!")
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Are they still allowed to have pork products in Germany after the muslim invasion?


10 posted on 08/18/2016 12:54:06 PM PDT by 353FMG (AMERICA MATTERS)
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Never bring a sausage to a gun.........oh, wait..................


11 posted on 08/18/2016 12:55:47 PM PDT by Red Badger (Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
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The pedestrian didn’t beat on the Beemie with the sausage, he hurled it like a German stick grenade. Gut gemacht!


12 posted on 08/18/2016 12:56:16 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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Him and his brat are the wurst kind of Germans, always knock-ing others!..................


13 posted on 08/18/2016 12:57:37 PM PDT by Red Badger (Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
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Hot dog! He mustard up the courage to say something about traffic safety!


14 posted on 08/18/2016 1:04:52 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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A BMW driver pissed someone off?

Now I have heard it all...............

15 posted on 08/18/2016 1:05:22 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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A BMW driver pissed someone off?

What's the difference between porcupines and BMW's?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

16 posted on 08/18/2016 1:18:51 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
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so he did it for the brat?


17 posted on 08/18/2016 1:23:13 PM PDT by bigbob (The Hillary indictment will have to come from us.)
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It’s bad, but the speeding driver was a brat. You might say he was brat wurst.


18 posted on 08/18/2016 1:24:34 PM PDT by DannyTN
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He beat that vehicle with his meat


19 posted on 08/18/2016 1:28:10 PM PDT by Noumenon (We owe them nothing: not respect, not loyalty, not obedience.)
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well at least the German male is capable of using some type of weapon to fight back...

But will that man fight to protect his daughters from dangerous moslems ???


20 posted on 08/18/2016 1:28:54 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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