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Man throws up on Chinese hurdler in Rio hotel lobby to distract him so his accomplice can steal [tr]
UK Daily Mail ^ | August 1, 2016 | Jennifer Newton

Posted on 08/01/2016 11:47:43 AM PDT by C19fan

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To: Hot Tabasco
A haiku:

It sounds so crazy
Using your baby to steal
Filthy gypsies suck!

21 posted on 08/01/2016 12:47:53 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: C19fan

People are criticizing Rory MacIlroy and Jordan Speith for skipping the Olympics during “Golf’s Historic Return to the Olympics”. I’d skip it too. It’s a shame that people who’ve spent their lives training for this event have to be subjected to third world conditions to compete.


22 posted on 08/01/2016 12:48:42 PM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
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To: NorthMountain
I came for the crime
Stayed for the Zika and AIDS
But vomit? eh, meh
23 posted on 08/01/2016 12:49:43 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: C19fan

Best. Olympics. Every!


24 posted on 08/01/2016 12:50:42 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob
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To: Cowboy Bob

Ever!


25 posted on 08/01/2016 12:51:05 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob
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To: T-Bone Texan

Eat poop from the bay
Go swimming with the corpses
Become Puking Thief


26 posted on 08/01/2016 12:51:22 PM PDT by NorthMountain (Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
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To: Darksheare
A haiku:

Actually her name
Is poop; she floats in the bay
If you go: cray cray

27 posted on 08/01/2016 12:54:05 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: NorthMountain
Mom would be so proud
I've come so far; now I puke
On Olympians
28 posted on 08/01/2016 12:56:10 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: C19fan


You

can't...

dust for vomit.



29 posted on 08/01/2016 12:57:58 PM PDT by golux
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To: T-Bone Texan

I went to Rio
Seeking Olympic glory
Mugger puked on me


30 posted on 08/01/2016 12:58:16 PM PDT by NorthMountain (Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
A haiku:

Shi Donpeng so sad
Got puked on, lost his bags
Up next: AIDS in butt!

31 posted on 08/01/2016 12:58:58 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: NorthMountain
Jeez, stop yer cryin'
In many diverse cultures
Puke is a food source
32 posted on 08/01/2016 1:00:17 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: T-Bone Texan

Communicable
Is what they call diseases
Rio pukers spread


33 posted on 08/01/2016 1:03:07 PM PDT by NorthMountain (Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
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To: Cowboy Bob
A haiku:

This slo-mo train wreck
Is an insight to culture
They don't mind the poop

34 posted on 08/01/2016 1:03:21 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: NorthMountain
Communicable?
That's what athletes do to whores:
Bringin home the AIDS!

35 posted on 08/01/2016 1:04:45 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: T-Bone Texan

All cultures equal?
Vomiting Thieves of Rio
Degraded culture


36 posted on 08/01/2016 1:06:30 PM PDT by NorthMountain (Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
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To: NorthMountain
Fetid rotting smell?
That's just the corpse in gutter
Winner: e. coli

37 posted on 08/01/2016 1:07:21 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: T-Bone Texan

Olympic condoms
Four each every single day
Won’t prevent VD


38 posted on 08/01/2016 1:08:01 PM PDT by NorthMountain (Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
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To: NorthMountain
Don't diss my brown peeps!
Soon, when they have free time
They'll invent the wheel
39 posted on 08/01/2016 1:09:40 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: T-Bone Texan

The Olympic Torch
Must burn citronella oil
Or Zika wins gold


40 posted on 08/01/2016 1:10:12 PM PDT by NorthMountain (Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
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