Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1457801/posts ^ | Jul 12 '05 | JENNIFER HIGHTOWER

[raccoonradio]

[Thales Miletus]

I tried the other link, but could not get any of the pictures to show up.

[SkyDancer]

I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.

[MortMan]

"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

Rolled her over in the clover, he did!

But it was a short tryst...

[GreenLanternCorps]

You get bonus points for the “Caddyshack” reference.

[scrabblehack]

Maybe an Orion slave boy?

[Oatka]

She’s mistaken, it was the Jolly Green Giant.

Old joke: "What's the Jolly Green Giant afraid of?

"Avocado cutters".

[editor-surveyor]

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Gosh, you’re fast on the up-take....
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[editor-surveyor]

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“Ugly Stick!”

[editor-surveyor]

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>> “I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.” <<

Its different now, we’re a Trump site now :o)
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[editor-surveyor]

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>> “I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.” <<

Its different now, we’re a Trump site now :o)
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[fieldmarshaldj]

;-D

[Larry Lucido]

Have you been wearing your leprechaun outfit again?

[Lazamataz]

Couldn’t be. She said the guy had a ‘wee little shamrock’, and that’s just not me.