The giant ball that could save your life in a catastrophe: The Survival Capsule...

dailymailuk ^

[Pelham]

“That unit is designed specifically for people to get in an survive the surge of water from a tsunami wave.”

....after which they float out to sea, slowly washing towards the Oregon coast....

[JoeProBono]

Japanese prototype

[ProtectOurFreedom]

[TalonDJ]

“But does it protect against microaggression and triggering?”

Maybe for those version they can paint over the window.

[freefdny]

And do not make the fun ball angry.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY

[TalonDJ]

But you would be safe...

until you land in the burning hot magma.

[jonrick46]

I can imagine: She said, “Honey, I need to go baaaad!” He said, “Dear, if you pop the porthole, we drown!”

[bkopto]

So then bad guys will be able to see you’re in it, and roll it around until you’ve puked on yourself

They'll roll it into a burning house or large bonfire, and the occupants will be roasted to death.

[ObozoMustGo2012]

[RainMan]

I was thinking the same thing ... and it would not even take malice to want emergency egress capabilities. Here in the PNW we have volcanos that can level a forest in seconds. Assuming I had time to get in one, how do I get out if a 50 ton Cedar is laying in front of the door?

[tumblindice]

You can upgrade to the ‘Langolier’ model ball.
Like Chuck Norris, it can swim through land.