Posted on 05/09/2016 7:34:34 PM PDT by Kevin in California
I hope you got kissed...
I'm going to go one better than that in an attempt to augment employment in the area. I'm building a BBQ place across the street from the Center. To attract business, the wait staff, men and women, will be nude. We have also have the difficult-to-acquire license to serve liquor to our customers, including those using our new sidewalk cafe. I can't think of a better way to help the neighborhood.
You mean ——————
But I thought-—————
Gosh, maybe I’d better call that guy back!
The official language of Nigeria is English, and they know how to use it.
I’m rich, too. My Nigerian great uncle, one Chief somebody, died leaving ME a fortune (I forget how much). How lucky can I be, especially since my ancestors were Scotts, Irish and Polish Jews. Like - not a drop of African blood for at least 35,000 years. All I have to do is send some “good faith money” - they don’t want imposters.
Can you help me raise the funds?
And even people such as Doctors fall for this scam.
Lowbridge can help!
Lowbridge Rules.
John Williams - great composer - scam artist - not so much....
If we could get all that money out of Nigeria, we could pay off the debt and have enough left over to build a mars colony...
A friend of mine lost a huge amount of money to these Nigerian scammers, and refuses to admit that she was taken. She claims that the people she was dealing with - and gave tens of thousands to - were genuine, but were prevented by circumstances beyond their control from delivering the money to her. Last I heard from her, the money was in a NYC airport, just awaiting yet another payment from her to get it released...
Great plan! (Are u running for office maybe?)
“I’m your long lost father, Kmo.
You owe me, big time, for your existence.
$3 million would suffice to assuage the pain I’ve suffered over the yearz, without you”
Ask John Williams to autograph your copy of the “Star Wars” movie soundtrack before he gets away.
500.00 bucks, you piker.
Their offering 15 mil; tell them you need 5 mil up front for a good faith effort (Cashiers Check only), then give them the PO Box.
I got one better than that. Here it is from my spam folder:
Travel to the best places of my body!
My body will be all yours!
It sucks to be ignored!
See my pics here
Take my hand and let’s get it started!
Then I saw it was a Bill Clinton email fundraising letter.
;)
Well, hey there Kev, old buddy. How about sending me enough money to buy a new used car to get back and forth to college?
(my old wreck finally quit on me)
Come on. That ain’t asking for too much, is it?
TAKE THE CURTAIN!
If you ask for 5 mil they’d never pay but if you tell them that you need $500 or $5000 to cover the transfer fees they might. You could even open up a $10 dollar savings account and give them that number
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