Posted on 02/20/2016 6:10:50 PM PST by goodwithagun
Screenshots at link.
This thread has the capability of bringing out two of the worst fights on FR: Trump vs. Cruz and Catholics vs. Protestants. Seriously, the only thing that could make this the perfect trifecta would be if the content contained something about slavery vs. states' rights.
I respectfully request, with the idea that we all need to relax and laugh a bit, that you respond only with a joke. The joke cannot be about Trump vs. Cruz or Catholicism vs. Protestantism. And for the heck of it, no Civil War jokes! I'll go first . . .
Why do some women have bruised belly buttons? Because blond men aren't that smart either!
Well HIS new History Channel show is off my list, and I haven’t even got a chance to see it yet.
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Dag nab it, Ferguson, I was trying hard to like you, but your non-ironic use of the term “misogynist” puts you far, far out there on the wackadoodle left.
“This thread has the capability of bringing out two of the worst fights on FR: Trump vs. Cruz and Catholics vs. Protestants.”
Catholics vs. Protestants? Not really. Most Catholics here are not thrilled with Pope Francis any way.
I’ve seen it. Wanted to like it. Meh.
Unfortunately, he has become a naturalized US citizen.
Now that’s just plain funny
...and then the doctor said “Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!”
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Hey, we have a winner!
[ Catholics vs. Protestants? Not really. Most Catholics here are not thrilled with Pope Francis any way. ]
I know many catholics that loathe the new socialist pope.
With the decline in donations and active Catholics the church now relies on millions of dollars from the federal government. That government money is important to them.
As a history buff I think its hilarious.
Cruz, Rubio and Trump walk into a bar.
Trump says to the bartender, “A Manhattan please.”
Cruz says to Trump, “There you go again with those New York values. Bartender, I’ll have a Tequila Sunrise.”
Rubio says, “Spic drink if ever there was one. Bartender, I’ll have a Cuba Libre.”
Just then Hillary walks in.
Trump jumps up and says, “Give this lady a drink, on me! Make it a Screaming Orgasm, she hasn’t had one of those in a long time.”
Just then Obama walks in, looking tired and dazed, muttering incoherently about a long-distance phone call.”
Hillary chirps, “Hey, boss, would you like something?”
Obama replies, “Yes! I’d give anything to get my hands on a White Russian.”
“whack-a-doodle” sounds like a lib chicken choker with remnants of being a fudge packer in youngsters. haha
Yep, he is missing the entire point - intentionally I’m sure.
I tweeted back to him, which I haven’t done in almost a year (tweet that is). He’s a moron.
You forget the “People who think Craig Ferguson is Funny” vs “Those that realize he isn’t” distinction.
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