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Craig Ferguson makes history out of Donald Trump’s ‘feud’ with the Pope
Twitchy ^ | February 20, 2016 | Twitchy Staff

Posted on 02/20/2016 6:10:50 PM PST by goodwithagun

Screenshots at link.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; History; Humor; Religion
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Ok, here goes. To quote Larry the Cable Guy, "That's funny, I don't care who ya are."

This thread has the capability of bringing out two of the worst fights on FR: Trump vs. Cruz and Catholics vs. Protestants. Seriously, the only thing that could make this the perfect trifecta would be if the content contained something about slavery vs. states' rights.

I respectfully request, with the idea that we all need to relax and laugh a bit, that you respond only with a joke. The joke cannot be about Trump vs. Cruz or Catholicism vs. Protestantism. And for the heck of it, no Civil War jokes! I'll go first . . .

Why do some women have bruised belly buttons? Because blond men aren't that smart either!

1 posted on 02/20/2016 6:10:50 PM PST by goodwithagun
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To: goodwithagun

Well HIS new History Channel show is off my list, and I haven’t even got a chance to see it yet.


2 posted on 02/20/2016 6:12:26 PM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: goodwithagun

pass


3 posted on 02/20/2016 6:13:45 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! - already voted for Trump 2016 & Dude, Cruz ain't bona fide)
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To: higgmeister

Dag nab it, Ferguson, I was trying hard to like you, but your non-ironic use of the term “misogynist” puts you far, far out there on the wackadoodle left.


4 posted on 02/20/2016 6:22:09 PM PST by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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To: goodwithagun

“This thread has the capability of bringing out two of the worst fights on FR: Trump vs. Cruz and Catholics vs. Protestants.”

Catholics vs. Protestants? Not really. Most Catholics here are not thrilled with Pope Francis any way.


5 posted on 02/20/2016 6:23:50 PM PST by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: VanDeKoik

I’ve seen it. Wanted to like it. Meh.


6 posted on 02/20/2016 6:25:38 PM PST by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: dsc

Unfortunately, he has become a naturalized US citizen.


7 posted on 02/20/2016 6:45:44 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: goodwithagun

Now that’s just plain funny


8 posted on 02/20/2016 6:45:47 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: goodwithagun

...and then the doctor said “Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!”

CC


9 posted on 02/20/2016 6:50:18 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: Celtic Conservative

Hey, we have a winner!


10 posted on 02/20/2016 6:56:14 PM PST by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: vladimir998

[ Catholics vs. Protestants? Not really. Most Catholics here are not thrilled with Pope Francis any way. ]

I know many catholics that loathe the new socialist pope.


11 posted on 02/20/2016 7:16:12 PM PST by GraceG (The election doesn't pick the next president, it is an audition for "American Emperor"...)
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To: GraceG

With the decline in donations and active Catholics the church now relies on millions of dollars from the federal government. That government money is important to them.


12 posted on 02/20/2016 7:20:42 PM PST by ladyjane
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To: goodwithagun

As a history buff I think its hilarious.


13 posted on 02/20/2016 7:36:15 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: goodwithagun

Cruz, Rubio and Trump walk into a bar.

Trump says to the bartender, “A Manhattan please.”

Cruz says to Trump, “There you go again with those New York values. Bartender, I’ll have a Tequila Sunrise.”

Rubio says, “Spic drink if ever there was one. Bartender, I’ll have a Cuba Libre.”

Just then Hillary walks in.

Trump jumps up and says, “Give this lady a drink, on me! Make it a Screaming Orgasm, she hasn’t had one of those in a long time.”

Just then Obama walks in, looking tired and dazed, muttering incoherently about a long-distance phone call.”

Hillary chirps, “Hey, boss, would you like something?”

Obama replies, “Yes! I’d give anything to get my hands on a White Russian.”


14 posted on 02/20/2016 7:50:13 PM PST by opus1 (undecided)
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To: dsc

“whack-a-doodle” sounds like a lib chicken choker with remnants of being a fudge packer in youngsters. haha


15 posted on 02/20/2016 8:10:35 PM PST by mcshot (The "Greatest Generation" would never have allowed the trashing of our Republic.)
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To: dsc

Yep, he is missing the entire point - intentionally I’m sure.

I tweeted back to him, which I haven’t done in almost a year (tweet that is). He’s a moron.


16 posted on 02/20/2016 10:30:06 PM PST by AllAmericanGirl44
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To: goodwithagun

You forget the “People who think Craig Ferguson is Funny” vs “Those that realize he isn’t” distinction.


17 posted on 02/21/2016 12:27:39 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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