Posted on 02/11/2016 3:53:27 AM PST by Lazamataz
It is 344 days, 5 hours, 13 minutes, 38 seconds until the petty destructive Islamic malevolent anti-American evil angry incompetent middle-finger-waving socialist petulant Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist illegal communist gay crack-smoking Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator President "Stompy-Foot" Obama leaves office.
That is:
344 days
8261 hours
495673 minutes
29740418 seconds
Please ask if you wish to be put on, or taken off, of the Countdown: Exit Obama (C.E.O.) Ping List
Note: This timer is synched to January 20, 2017 at precisely 12 noon. It includes the Leap Year day.
Be the first person to find the new Obama-descriptor, and post it on the thread, and you get to offer the next descriptor word!
Rules for the word offering:
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Put me om the ping :)
unfortunately, the 50 or so million who voted him in won’t be leaving with him.
and now they have an insane socialist who wrote perverted essays about rape in college and wants to give everything away for free by raising taxes 1 trillion a year.
and who thinks there’s too many underarm deodorants.
The country’s problems would be solved if there weren’t so many underarm deodorants.
Urine!
“Saboteur-In-Chief”, “Traitor-In-Chief”
You cannot offer a word or word group unless you are the winner. Find the new word and be the first to post it. Look at 345 days and compare it to todays.
Where are we suppose to look for it?
I always write his name as “the Obama”, referencing the messianic properties attributed by his supporters.
In the top run-on sentence. :)
I better write the contest rules more comprehensively. :)
Oh, you mean find it within your list of descriptors at the beginning.
We are so screwed.
You got it!
The idea, that is. You got the idea.
Posted before seeing your clarification in post 11.
Still waiting for a winner. ^_^
Invidious.
I'm checking my frig. Always a good place to start.
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