Posted on 01/08/2016 3:48:10 PM PST by windcliff
WASHINGTON — Officials in Washington say they've arrested a North Dakota man who allegedly traveled to the nation's capital to kidnap a dog belonging to President Barack Obama.
D.C. Superior Court documents say Secret Service agents interviewed Scott D. Stockert of Dickinson, North Dakota, at a Washington hotel after receiving information that he was on his way to the capital to kidnap a 'pet' owned by the first family.
A court document says that Secret Service agents interviewed Stockert on Wednesday after they received information from a Secret Service office in Minnesota that Stockert 'was on his way to Washington, D.C., to kidnap the pet that belongs to the first family.' During the interview, agents asked Stockert whether he had access to any weapons, and Stockert acknowledged having two guns in his truck. Agents searched the truck and found a shotgun and rifle as well as a machete, a billy club and ammunition. The court document says Stockert was not a registered gun owner and that he was charged with violating District of Columbia laws on carrying a rifle or shotgun outside a home or business.
According to court documents, Stockert told agents that he was 'Jesus Christ' and that his parents were President John F. Kennedy and actress Marilyn Monroe and that he came to Washington to announce he was running for president.
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What a ‘tard.
It's not nice to jack with the White House menu.
I would say he is a real Loony Bin.
I haven’t heard anything about Obama’s dog in years. I just figured he ate the poor thing.
This guy can’t even get near a McDonald’s to be a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Dang. I can’t give crap to GrumbleBummer anymore. That was WAY too good.
I just flipped through a few headlines for this. I especially liked the one that called it a “truckload of weapons”
Was the dog in the White House kitchen freezer whole, or dressed out and in filets?
Next we will hear someone say that they are the child of Bill and Hillary Clinton or Obungo and the Wookie.
I suspect Obama will not pardon him. He’d more likely pardon rapists and murderers.
Obama didn’t eat that dog yet? I’m surprised!
He has 2 dogs now, same breed. Sunny is the newest one. Adorable!!
Hussein dog knocked over a little girl at Moose's White House Christmas decoration ceremony
They *still* don't know how to control a dog. Stupid on display.
I’m confused . . . he went to Washington to kidnap Mooch-elle?
It doesn’t say which dog.
I see. . . so it might be one of the lesser eaters on a leash and not the Wookie that has Obambummer on a leash. I see.
Is poaching the pooch a federal crime?
And how could you fit Michelle into a bag?
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