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Too Much - A Parody about Paul Ryan
WTF OVR | January 6, 2016 | WTF OVR

Posted on 01/06/2016 12:00:22 PM PST by WTFOVR

Too Much (Sung to 'Too Much' by Elvis Presley)

Well, Paul, he tried to shove through ... Too much! Tried speed legislation ... You putz! Wants fat bills too ... No cuts! "We'll see what lies can move you ... To us"

You'll do all the givin' if you wanna go on livin' 'Cause we got you ... In Dutch!

Well, fools spend all my money ... Y'all suck! I have to hear baloney ... Screwed Up! When I want some reasons ... There's none! Voting through your treason - you're Barry's pawns!

RINOs act retarded, want to see those folks departed ... 'Cause we've had you ... Too much!

Why's Ryan spendin' ... Every dime? RINO has been ... Please resign! People hear me ... Hear real close! Please, elect 'T' ... Or we're toast!

RINOs act retarded, want to see those folks departed ... 'Cause we've had you too much!

Well every lie flies fast o're ... Paul's lips! I can feel my mouth go ... "Bulls--t!" RINOs such a tool for ... O's charms ... "Takin' back our Country!" ... Says 'The Don'

He'll fire you for your lying, seein' how he knows we're dyin'...'Cause you won't do ... Too much!

Why's Ryan spendin' ... Every dime? RINO has been ... Please resign! People hear me ... Hear real close! Please, elect 'T' ... Or we're toast!

RINOs act retarded, want to see those folks departed ... 'Cause we've had you ... Too much!


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: parody; political; ryan

1 posted on 01/06/2016 12:00:22 PM PST by WTFOVR
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To: WTFOVR
Sean Hannity had Ryan on last night and I thought great!!!! Here comes some good questions

And then Hannity opened his mouth and groveled for 15 minutes and didn't ask Ryan even one question about his Omnibus Bill capitulation, or why he didn't use the purse string power or how are we supposed to believe him after he totally ignore HIS OWN CREDO regarding that bill.

It was a sickening spectacle. I thought the neighbors were going to call the police I was screaming so loudly at the TV.

I need to send Sean a set of kneepads for the next time Ryan is on.

2 posted on 01/06/2016 12:35:23 PM PST by Cyman
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To: Cyman

“I need to send Sean a set of kneepads for the next time Ryan is on.”

Better send him a jar of Vaseline too!


3 posted on 01/06/2016 1:20:22 PM PST by WTFOVR (I find myself exclaiming that expression quite often these days!)
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To: WTFOVR

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4 posted on 06/06/2016 7:26:32 AM PDT by Kate Ornelas
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