Hitler really did have just one ball: historian

thelocal.de ^ | Dec. 18, 2015

[HerrBlucher]

A great pickup line? Just exactly what was that line? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Ancesthntr]

See #24.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

So he was nut instead of nuts?

[dware]

A great pickup line? Just exactly what was that line? Inquiring minds want to know.

It goes something like this:

Me: "Ever see a dude with just one nut?"

Her: "NO! How does that happen?!"

Me: "Horrible chainsaw accident"

Her: *Grimaces*

Me: "The good news is, with just one being in there, it had room to grow YUGE!"

Her: "NO WAY!!"

Me: "Way!!!"

Her: "Can I see it?"

Me: "Wanna go back to your place?"

Believe it or not, I've had this very conversation, and several slight variations of it. Lol. To be honest, I used to be very embarrassed by it. It took getting to adulthood and realizing it was what it was, so I may as well have fun with it. As you can tell, I'm no longer embarrassed by it. HA!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

And James Bond (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service) had three of them. Gold ones.

[David]

Hitler’s double, Herr Sillip, had only a single testicle.

The Russians believed that rumors Hitler had only one were spurious and concluded that the corpse in the bunker was not Hitler because it had only one. The corpse was also two inches too short; was wearing socks which had been darned; and had ears that were too large.

Sillip was actually a cousin of Hitlers who looked identical to him in other respects and had served as his double in many situations earlier.

[Vermont Lt]

I was thinking of that EXACTLY as I was typing the other note.

[central_va]

Few people know of the affair Adolf Hitler had with his niece, Geli Raubal.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Well played sir.

[Norm Lenhart]

Saw ship, sunk same ;)

[x]

Hitler has only got one ball

The way I heard it was: "Hitler had only one big ball," but I guess during the war the British couldn't even make that concession.

The other version was "Hitler had only one left ball," which raises other questions. If Hitler had possessed two left testicles would that have solved his problem or would he still have suffered from not having had the right one?