Bernie Sanders Undergoing Medical Treatment In D.C.

Huffington Post ^ | 11-30-2015 | Nadya Agrawal

[Ditter]

I am surprised too, I thought he was older than 74. I am 75 and I look younger than Bernie and I am a girl!

[RckyRaCoCo]

Is he getting a brain transplant?

I thought I read hernia...not hemorrhoids

[Cowgirl of Justice]

He looks like he smells like mothballs and if he poots, dust would come out in a big puff.

[gov_bean_ counter]

That was funny.

[Jonty30]

I hope they give him a brain transplant.

[beethovenfan]

Brain transplant?

[Jane Long]

That’s right! Shouldn’t Bernie just be getting a pain pill? Wonder if 0 knows about this.

[forgotten man]

Me too. It was almost impossible for me to get into and out of a car for days. The up and down movement was painful.

Maybe Bernie’s large intestine is in his head. He certainly has a lot of crap in his head and the flatulence passes through his mouth.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Bernie looks like he smells like my great grandmother’s old V.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Don’t give the schmuck surgery, he is over 70 years old, according to the left he has lived long enough. Give him an aspirin and send his a@@ home

[Vermont Lt]

I can imagine. Mine were inguinal. I’ve them since playing football in high school. Sometimes they would hurt if I put on ten pounds, but it would go away.

I was moving my mom out of her house this summer. Evidently, something I moved...I moved wrong.

[EternalVigilance]

The old communist should have never signed in at the Fort Marcy Park Hospital...

[FatherofFive]

Reading quickly, I saw this as "Bernie Sanders Undergoing Mental Treatment In D.C.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

[Sasparilla]

...He looks like he smells like mothballs....

That’s because he and Hillary both carry mothballs in their pockets.

[john316]

Rectal crainiatomy?

[Terry L Smith]

Possibly a solution for him by
altering his alimentary canal,
so he can stop acting like one?

[al baby]

shave your belly and use duct tape

[gov_bean_ counter]

I’ve already tried that. Found out that I can’t fix everything with duct tape.

[al baby]

Sorry Gov hope you get fixed up and prayers up

[Cronos]

I really hope that Bernie wins the nomination for Democrats