[Mastador1]

For most Americans, heading to the hills only means that while zombies won’t kill you, a thousand other things will, primarily the inability to provide for yourself food and shelter.

Or inbred cannibal hillbillies!

[tet68]

Or worse, inbred cannibal hillbilly ZOMBIES!

You can just see them tottering along, carrying
cane poles and cases of Budweiser, their cheeks
packed with Red Man, muttering,
“Chittlins, chittlins!”

[Salamander]

Yeah.

Because that’s what we all are.