Posted on 10/13/2015 4:55:16 PM PDT by wtd
Beat him with the gun until it breaks. Then beat him with the pieces. Then, (fill in the blank)
He is now awaiting his invite to the White Hut.
oh those youths..../s
I saw my big brother get shot in the forehead with a BB gun. Before the delinquent could cycle the next round, my brother had possession of that gun. He smashed it rather thoroughly against a tree. Then he caught up with the escaping moron, and gave him a pretty good shellacking.
By and by people learned that my older brother was a rough and tumble sort of guy somewhat in search of excitement, which saved us younger boys a lot of grief.
How is this working for you Brits?
When I was fourteen, my brother stuck a BB gun up to my right buttock and pulled the trigger.
Even through denim blue jeans, that really stung!
"Bernie the socialist just said climate change is real. Oh god, the she-bitch is up."-SpaceBar
I just walked away from that nonsense when Bernie stated that he and America is sick of hearing about HIllary's e-mail problems. Progressive-ism is a terminal mental disorder.
Can’t compare Islam and Crusades anyways, as everyone seems to think Christians carried out the Crusades, when in fact it was the Catholics. They are two very different things there. While I don’t agree with Catholics, I do think that Islam needed to be pushed back out of Europe and back to hence they came.
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Lasky: That’s not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky: It’s a BB gun!
Clark: Don’t tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
Lasky: You couldn’t even break the skin with that thing.
Clark: Yeah I could. It could lodge in the skin and cause a very bad infection.
Lasky: That’s an old wive’s tale Clark. I’m telling you. [Gets out of the rollercoaster car; Clark fires the pistol; Lasky groans in pain and sits back in the seat]
Clark: See I told you. I warned you.
Lasky: You wrecked these pants and you’re paying for them!
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