Has he moved from root beer to 'low test' American beer? So sad that he's hit the booze!
Posted on 07/22/2015 11:08:16 AM PDT by GoneSalt
A guy is eating in a greasy spoon and is so disgusted that he calls the waitress over to complain. She is so embarassed that she calls out the line cook.
"What seems to be the problem?," asks the cook.
"Your food is so disgusting that I bet a dog wouldn't even eat it!", he exclaims.
"Wanna bet?," asks the cook. "My food is just fine and I have a dog to prove it!"
The guy lays a five spot on the table and says "You're on. Bring your dog in."
The cook whistles. A mangy mutt saunters in. The guy lays down what is left of his plate.
The dog sniffs it several times before reluctantly gulping it down.
"Ah, ha!," says the cook as he snatches the fiver. "You loose! I told you so."
"Yeah," says the customer, "but you'll notice when he was done, your dog had to lick its butt to get the taste out of his mouth."
Hipster bear? Well, he does have the right facial hair.
Has he moved from root beer to 'low test' American beer? So sad that he's hit the booze!
Classic Light? That stuff in the baby blue cans that sells for $11.99 a 30-pack?
My Aunt and Uncle tried to feed some liver they wouldn’t eat to their dog. Their dog sniffed it, peed on it, and walked away.
Vitamin R deficiency.
My brother had a “Vitamin R” tee-shirt, with the Rainier logo on the back.
“...busch..bud..leave much to be desired”
But has anyone noticed that the cost of these beer brands is actually less than some bottled water brands?
Classic Light? That stuff in the baby blue cans that sells for $11.99 a 30-pack?
BINGO! It’s now around $15 for a 30 now. As I babysit today I’m about halfway through a case.
Luckily ...or not...oldest son is the manager of Beer World on Noblestown Road a couple of blocks away.
They carry a lot of upscale stuff but tolerate me.
Beer World is a great store.
Recently picked up a 24 pk. of Old Milwaukee
for $4.99 after mail-in rebate.
Sounds like they could use the same technique with illegals and be successful to boot.. Busch is like Coors Lite Lite..
The Hamm’s Bear is still alive?
Grain Belt’ll do.. Or SCHLITZ!!
Big guy was obviously self-medicating for a “Vitamin R” deficiency.
Find him some Pearl.
Hauenstein .. Or. falstaff
Bwhahahaha.... you totally beat me with the Vitamin R connection. I was too busy looking for a picture of a bear wearing a Rainier hat.
Old Mil is bad enough. We drank that and Busch at the fraternity house. Nasty and provided a horrible hangover.
I’ve been drinking Aloha lately. It’s on sale for $7.99, and a 2 buck mail in rebater. It’s usually $9.99.
Busch could argue that if you are going to drink 36 cans their beer would be too strong.
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