Posted on 06/16/2015 12:54:43 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Is harpooning “Cruel and Unusual”?
Ford Kuga
Oh the irony, man jogging to stay fit gets killed by the definition of unfit
Laz? 8^)
She’ll lose weight in Arpaio’s prison
Did SHE hit the jogger or her car?
I don’t know, but she better changer her name to Caitlyn, if she wants to avoid trouble.
You would think going to prison would almost guarantee her to lose weight....
Anybody that big had enablers to help her get that large and maintain that much weigh....
I think she is simply scared that food will no longer control her life...
Hey Linda - Don’t think of it as prison. Think of it as Fat Camp. Maybe you can lose 100 lbs in prison.
If she can fit her fat ass behind the steering wheel of a Kuga, she can surely fit in an 8 by 10 jail cell.
2015 Ford Cougar.....or as they say in England “Kuga”
The U.S. Constitution does not apply in the UK. Hanging would be problematic. The length of the drop depends on the weight of the convict. You want to break the neck to assure a quick and relatively painless death, while not enough of a jerk to decapitate. (It's happened with fat convicts.) I think you'd need a one inch steel cable (tensile strength: 100,000 pounds/square inch) in any case. I'm not sure her neck could support her mass, even as a static load.
“2015 Ford Cougar.....or as they say in England Kuga”
Actually it is a rebadged Mazda CX-7
Mazda is how you say Ford in Japanese
It’s the current generation Ford Escape with a different nametag. The older generation Ford Escape was a rebadged Mazda Tribute.
if she’s too fat for prison then the only option is to execute her. She killed a man. she has to pay.
Yup. Finding a prison jumpsuit that fits may be a challenge, though.
We’ve heard of the LeFave Defense (I’n Too Beautiful To Go To Jail)
We’ve heard of the Hinckley Defense (Not Guilty Because Insane)
We’ve even heard of the Chewbacca Defense (This Does Not Make Sense!)
Now comes the Obese Cow Defense (I’m Too Fat To Go To Jail!)
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