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If the Muslim Heaven Has 72 Virgins - What Happens in the Muslim Hell? (Vanity)

Posted on 05/31/2015 8:32:57 AM PDT by pinochet

If a Muslim man lives according to the teachings of his religion, he will be rewarded with 72 virgin women. What happens when a Muslim man fails to live up to the teachings of his religion and goes to hell. A drinking buddy claims that in the Muslim hell, there 72 sexually experienced and well endowed gay men, and the Muslim man in hell gets to play the role of the virgin. Is this true?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: heaven; howaboutadonation; islam; virgins
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Of course, we know what hell will be for Muslim women who do not follow the teachings of the religion. They will have an experience similar to what women are suffering at the hands of ISIS. Hell cannot be worse than that.

But...that does not sound right....I think a woman who rejects Muslim teachings will end up in the Christian heaven. Pray for the women in the hands of Isis.

1 posted on 05/31/2015 8:32:57 AM PDT by pinochet
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You’re the virgin...


2 posted on 05/31/2015 8:34:31 AM PDT by lordpumblechook
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The obvious picture comes to mind. How long before someone posts it?


3 posted on 05/31/2015 8:34:46 AM PDT by Truth29
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....You get to be a substitute virgin.


4 posted on 05/31/2015 8:34:49 AM PDT by spokeshave
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All Muslims go to Hell.

Sounds harsh, I know.....but I don’t make the rules.


5 posted on 05/31/2015 8:34:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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If a man goes to moslem hell he will be awarded 72 virgins.


6 posted on 05/31/2015 8:35:54 AM PDT by Octar
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Stupid post


7 posted on 05/31/2015 8:37:49 AM PDT by GOPJ (If the MSM stops lying about conservatives, we'll stop telling the truth about them.)
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“What happens when a Muslim man fails to live up to the teachings of his religion and goes to hell. “

They give you the virgins and ED at the same time, so you die every day from the frustration!


8 posted on 05/31/2015 8:37:51 AM PDT by vette6387
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After all the evil we see at the hands of Muslims I’m curious IF they even think there is a Hell. It would seem to me IF their “religion” included a Hell there’d be less of what we see, and read about going on out there at the hands of those life forms.


9 posted on 05/31/2015 8:38:12 AM PDT by rockinqsranch ((Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.))
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You get to be one of the “virgins.”


10 posted on 05/31/2015 8:40:15 AM PDT by IronJack
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Think about the math....
How many virgin muslim women are there?
Divide that by 72
that’s how many muslim men are expected to get to heaven.


11 posted on 05/31/2015 8:41:56 AM PDT by GilesB
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12 posted on 05/31/2015 8:42:08 AM PDT by pookie18 (18 months until the general election...)
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13 posted on 05/31/2015 8:45:09 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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The Islamic heaven has 72 virgins for each man, but in Moose-slime hell there are only 72 virgins, total, for millions and millions of angry Islamic murderers ... think about it.


14 posted on 05/31/2015 8:45:49 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
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Muslim hell (Jahannam, from Greek Gehenna and ultimately Hebrew Gai Hinnom) is where the “seven gates” concept comes from, mentioned several times in the Koran. Its denizens are forced to drink boiling water, and must eat the fruit of a tree called Zaqqum that burns in the belly like (per various translations) molten lead or burning oil.


15 posted on 05/31/2015 8:47:07 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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They are forced to eat bacon and make cakes for gay weddings....not so bad it you think about it.


16 posted on 05/31/2015 8:48:42 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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They are forced to eat bacon and make cakes for gay weddings....not so bad it you think about it.


17 posted on 05/31/2015 8:48:49 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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all muslims whether a good one or a bad, sunni shitite or whatever other sect that they follow is a satanic religion. think for a moment 72 virgins, how is that even possible in a Muslim country, now there are 57 Countries, where would all the virgins come from when there a young girls raped in the Muslim faith repeatedly!


18 posted on 05/31/2015 8:49:25 AM PDT by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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Welcome to Habanero land. Not a problem for some of us.

Most likely when a muslim goes to hell,
they end up in America...


19 posted on 05/31/2015 8:49:26 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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It is my understanding that when they say the number 72, they mean a countless number. Think of the magic within your own religion if you think this sounds silly.


20 posted on 05/31/2015 8:50:01 AM PDT by Sawdring
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