Posted on 05/11/2015 2:05:00 PM PDT by MHGinTN
Subject: Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
I hear sirens drawing near to my house as I write ...
You’re talking about a “Get INTO Jail” card.
I must ping Laz, see if he is the author of thie brilliance ...
” You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. “
What about Harley Davidson riders?
Quick...show me where to sign up!!
By the time the Old Folks are done, they are going to be demanding Medicare Part Z.
Not me
LOL....
Lots of friends are “Hog” riders. All pretend super independence of riding with the wind in their hair, all the while going nowhere unless there are a hundred others just like them all in a row.
Friends they are, all dressed up in “Colors” and not a one would make a scab on a Hell’s Angels arse.
Don’t shoot em, just point and shake your head as the herd goes by.
Only one bullet?
And depending upon your age at the time. you are allowed to just wing ‘um real good without sendin’ them for six ... the sentencing will cover the years needed most likely.
Is there a limerick in this somewhere?
Considering the Nursing Home Plan;
Get in one today if you can.
With yer money all gone,
and no goods left to pawn,
Nothing left ‘sept to cap a congressman.
Hmmmm
bump
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