Posted on 05/01/2015 5:39:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!
Good Morning!
Top Five! Woo Hoo!
Hooray Hooray - first of May
outside shagging begins today!
h/t Ralph
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"
"Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democrat National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be the next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
h/t Bill
woohoo
TOP 20!
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