....you were so close to saying the word....but you didn't.
Posted on 04/01/2015 4:50:45 AM PDT by tioga
I use the stretch bands for exercises and I have considered the possibility of an eye injury if the band should snap. It’s not out of the question. What is out of the question is an eye injury and a rib injury occurring simultaneously. Unless you’re in the process of sticking your head up your-—hey—it IS possible!
Hilarious April fools email from petco advertising a selfie stick for pets! I lmao
....you were so close to saying the word....but you didn't.
That’s funny.
Fox keeps showing this picture of Hillary (wearing a green jacket) accepting a huge, Waterford punch bowl (probably from some Irish group).
Who gets to keep the punch bowl? Should someone send out a platoon searching for it?
Venal: A type of industrial plastic after a vowel movement
My husband said the only way he will believe harry got that injury from his treadmill is if the mob picked up the treadmill and repeatedly hit harry with it.
Sounds as plausible as Harry’s story.
Have no idea what that is but that is funny. A+++
Venal, Video, Victim (i.e. I'm a corrupt, lying carpetbagger, but can always count on the Media
to show me as a kind, considerate person under attack by the nasty VRWC...)
....the media drinks it liberally....Hillary the Kool-aid Grandma, but she doesn't bake cookies. A+++
I’ll use the word venal in a sentence for five bucks.
Did you see the April Fool’s jokes today? Monica Lewinsky to join The View? LMAO Will she wear only blue dresses?
On the other hand, since it is located in a strongly Morman-influenced state, root beer is more readily available on the vernal equinox in Vernal Utah than is the stronger beer beer varieties of verdant drinks needed before St Patrick Day.
No I missed those..... Doesn’t The View suck enough already? (sorry, I know that was crude...)
Your husband was/is most probably correct. Harry is so corrupt, it’s amazing to me that he didn’t have a treadmill accident long before now. The message is clear: Get out of politics. I’m hoping that extends to NV as well. He’s stinking up the entire state.
“Morman-influenced” = Mormon Influenced.
Mormons settled Las Vegas. That’s why the streets in the older parts of town are on a grid pattern, rather than the way they are in the older cities of the country.
Didn’t know that! Thought LV was an old-time miner/Spanish Trail dust pit until gambling, the mob, and the dam came in.
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