Wow, this article really does have it all!
Posted on 03/10/2015 6:28:55 AM PDT by Abathar
Boone County resident, Jasper June, 72, was arrested today on felony charges of manufacturing and distributing homemade “energy drinks” containing the powerful stimulate methamphetamine. The Boone County drug task force raided June’s tree fort (June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property) to find Jasper wearing only an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine. meth-energy-drink2
Police seized approximately 25 2 liter bottles of June’s “energy drink” found in a cinder block pump house on the property. The bottles tested positive for methamphetamine.
June came under suspicion when he sold four bottles to several high school girls who hours later were checked into a hospital with internal bleeding. The children’s parents phoned authorities.
A police report contained several statements from June:
“They’re just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It’s not meth in there. It’s just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn’t put meth in there.”
Customers would come to June’s home to buy the energy drinks for $20 per bottle. One customer spoke on the condition of anonymity:
“I’m shocked Jasper put crank in his energy drinks. I didn’t know nothing about that. I just knew they worked good to keep me awake for a couple days. Stuff way better than Monster [energy drink].”
Hours after June’s first statement, he confessed:
“Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they’ll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.”
June also faces child endangerment charges for ‘poisoning’ the girls who drank his homemade concoction.
Wow, this article really does have it all!
Boone county where??? There musty be 100 Boone counties in the US......well its a fake bs account anyways
It’s got what plants crave!!!
What kind of country have we become when a man can’t make his own energy drink, add some meth and gasoline and sell it to teen girls?? Obama’s Amerika!!
I so wish it was real.
Hold my meth and watch this!
Pretty funny, huh?
WV
Wearing an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine?WTF,over.
Boone County...WV? Totally believable if so.
FMCDH(BITS)
Idiocracy reference duly noted
Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator brawndo.com They crave Brawndo. It's got electrolytes. ... "Overall, it's a nice tasting drink with a decent amount of kick. But really, this is what plants crave .
Based on his picture, who wouldn’t pay this guy $20 for an “energy drink?” Plus, that professional labeling of the bottles is impressive. He certainly seems legit.
If I’m not mistaken, Boone County, WV, is where the fabulous documentary “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” was made. If you haven’t seen this, you really owe it to yourself to take the time to watch it. (The children don’t need to be around.)
It is available on Amazon Prime, but Netflix I don’t know.
It’s one of things you watch and you’re not sure if you should laugh or be horrified.
“The Gods Must Be Crazy”?
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