Chicken Killers Leave at Least 300K dead, Millions in Damage

The Charolette Observer ^ | March 3, 2015 | Harrison Cahill

[Awgie]

This must be the Violent Extremists Obama is so concerned about. I sure he will spring into action to find the chicken killers.

[TexasCajun]

I'm sure these SOBs are bragging to their buddies, shouldn't take that long.

...start with all the employees for last 6 months.

Seems like a planned infiltration and attack.

[NorthstarMom]

The news on the radio stated that the company had recently laid people off and that whoever did this had to be familiar with the equipment. Maybe disgruntled former employees did it.

Either way, I’m guessing that the last inexpensive meat option I had for my family will go up in price.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL! He’ll be looking for the killers on the golf course with OJ! *SMIRK*

[treetopsandroofs]

In other news, McD's just announced they won't be using chickens treated with antibiotics anymore.

Were these chickens treated with antibiotics?

[KoRn]

Could have at least turned it up to 350° and made a great feast out of it. (bet that would have smelled great from miles away lol)

[Shery]

Wow! Somebody who knew the type of alarm system, huh? Hmmmm. This is nasty business. I pray they get to the bottom of tis and find ‘whodunnit’.

[b4its2late]

No camera’s to catch the perp? It’s a leftist PETA nut no doubt.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I hope the catch the people responsible and charge them for individual counts of animal cruelty for each dead chicken and the judge sentences them upon conviction to the maximum on each count to be served consecutively.

That might not deter others in the anti-farming vegan nut job lunatic asylum, but it will take those responsible of the street for the rest of their natural lives.

[jjotto]

Not to worry. The USA produces BILLIONS of chickens each year. The overall market is not going to notice a few hundred thousand.

[Calvin Locke]

Maybe Pivot is re-running their "big food is bad" "documentaries"?

Had a boss that worked on an egg farm as a kid. He dropped a bucket of eggs. He and his family were fired, the hens getting a taste of yolk, had to be culled.

FWIW, I just d/l'd "Love Among the Chickens" from Libravox, having come across a Wodehouse reference, and checked out the site to see if anything was new.

"Roup" and painting chickens throats with turpentine was also new to me.

[MaxMax]

Pilgrims Pride is the best, imo. The brine tastes bad with other brands
Eco-terrorist wackos?.

[CrazyIvan]

Murder Most Fowl.

[FirstFlaBn]

New security measures will force the culprits to resort to chicken choking.

[Darksheare]

Bury perp neck deep, slather him with something sticky, pour seed on him.
Let the chickens do their thing.

[headstamp 2]

I see, thanks, they are going to have to install some fail-safe systems now. Remote sensors and the like.

[null and void]

Someone had to say it...

[Boogieman]

Police sketch of suspect:

[WayneS]

Animal rights activists?

[abclily]

LOL