This is at least as smart aleck (and off target) as the kids. Were they actually acting grown they would not be a problem at all; and are they wanting to stereotype the Geritol set as ill behaved?
And soon that will be the “in” haircut because all the cool kids have it.
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Wow, this is great and quite original. I wish we had more guys like this out in our communities.
Bad idea: Giving young felons-in-training a bald guy haircut.
Good idea: Dramatically reducing the number of bastards born in this country by promoting legitimate, in-wedlock births and intact, stable, traditional two-parent families (i.e., fathers in the house).
Give them crewcuts and then have them sing in a barbershop quartet. That a teach em!