Suge' Knight collapses after judge sets bail at $25 million!
TOO MUCH PANTHER WHIZZ
Posted on 02/02/2015 4:48:17 PM PST by NormsRevenge
Oh the irony if he were indeed given the death sentence.
Since bail has been revoked by the racist courts, Mr. Knight is wondering if one of you could take over his Meals on Wheels route delivering hot dinners to elderly and infirm white ladies on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. If that is inconvenient, can you cover the Thursday Evening Bible Study group he leads? The AP Nuclear Physics Tutoring?
Thanks! And remember, in America the defendant is innocent until proven broke.
Thanks for clearing up any mystery about why you is a 'former Canadian.'
“Mr. Knight is wondering if one of you could take over his Meals on Wheels route delivering hot dinners to elderly and infirm white ladies on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays”
White ladies? What poison should I use to lace the meals with?
“If that is inconvenient, can you cover the Thursday Evening Bible Study group he leads?”
Where can I buy a Satanic Bible? I’m not too familiar with where the local goth shops are.
“The AP Nuclear Physics Tutoring?”
Forget it. I am NOT getting arrested and then charged and then convicted for assisting terrorism. I don’t even WANT to go near aspiring terrorists.
“And remember, in America the defendant is innocent until proven broke.”
And don’t we know it! :)
Kenny hangs his shingle with Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq.
Congratulations. You win the internets. LOL! Well played, sir!
Mr. Calhoun, Esq. has also asked me advise anyone in the FReep world who has evidence, or may have been an eyewitness to Mr. Carter's dastardly attack on Mr. Knight to contact any member of the Kardashian Family immediately.
The encouragement of such wanton levity on a serious thread cannot be a good thing. Try and remember, we are fighting for Mr. Knight's Civil Rights here. Racist courts are trying to turn a minor fender-bender into some kind of murder case.
Tax-Free Contributions to Mr. Knight's Defense Fund are being accepted at the law offices of Mr. Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq.
CC:
Mr. Reggie Love:
Director, National Ferguson Demonstration Organization Team
Attorney Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq. was aghast at this racis treatment of his client, whom he says is presumed innocent until proven broke. He is also bringing suit against this judge, clearly a member of a race that held African-Americans in Slavery until they were freed by Jack Kennedy and Barack Hussein Obama.
I wish Mitch McConnell and the Republican Surrender Monkeys would quickly get around to approving Ms. Lynch as AG. Eric Holder needs to be freed up to help Mr. Calhoun with Suge's Defense.
The money is no problem. The Reverend Creflo Dollar has graciously opted for the less expensive entertainment system, cloth seating, and blackwall tires on stock rims for his new Gulfstream, so instead of $65 Million, it will cost only $40 Million. Voilà! Suge be sprung!
Creflo Buyin ROUNDS of Panther Whizz fo EVREEBUDDY!!
That is "The Reverend Creflo Dollar." Please use the full title to avoid mistakes involving my son the attorney, also named Creflo, in honor of this holy man and aviation enthusiast.
I am very proud of my Creflo. (Mr. Creflo O.K. Bunk, Esq.) Mr. Calhoun relies upon him in their practice.
This is absolutely Racist, this bail amount is unreasonable and is discriminatory against this man because he is black.
Mr. Knight should be freed on his own recognizance, he is not a flight risk, has strong ties to the community, and a business to run. Where is the outrage here, where are those in the community who should be protesting this, Rev. Sharpton and Rev. Jackson should be helping here.
(Sarcasm)
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