Posted on 01/23/2015 4:38:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen
(From a previous OFST...)
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
“But” said the Scotsman. “I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you.”
“Well.” said the Englishman “At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.”
“Ahhh that’s nothin’” said the Irishman “Back home in Dublin there’s Ryan’s Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.Then when you’ve had enough drink they’ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.”
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman’s claims.
He swears every word is true.
“Well” said the Englishman “Did this actually happen to you?”
“Not myself personally no” said the Irishman, “But it did happen to my sister.”
LOL+!
You wouldn’t believe the calculations I was trying.
I still don’t get it.
I’m so ashamed....
Two circles stacked up make an 8; with one circle you can make a 6, a 9 or a 0
But she DIDN'T OPEN IT FOR HIM.
Daft Woman.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar. Suddenly, a fly dives into each of their beers.
The Englishman says, “Barman, a fly just dived into my beer. Bring me another one.” The Englishman got another beer.
The Irishman says, “Ah, to hell with it,” and empties his pint, fly and all.
The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, “Spit it out, damn you! Spit it out!”
Beer is good for you. It’s got a lot of vitamin P.
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