Riverdale [NJ] Police found the 23-year-old Cedar Grove man
passed out in his car, drunk, in the parking lot of Target
on Route 23. Courtesy of Riverdale Police Department
Posted on 12/21/2014 8:09:48 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
RIVIERA BEACH, Fla. —
Responding to a 911 call early Wednesday, police found a man asleep behind the wheel of his car with the engine running, according to an arrest report.
The caller who phoned police? Shane Dever Malley, the very man police say they arrested after finding him slumped over in his car near the intersection of N. Congress Avenue and Watertower Road.
Malley told police he called 911 through the OnStar system in his vehicle. When police woke Malley up, the 21-year-old had his foot on the break and had “an over-powering smell of alcoholic beverage” coupled with slurred speech and bloodshot eyes, the report said.
Police said that Malley nearly felt out of his car as he was getting out, had his pants fall down at the beginning of a road sobriety test and “had (an) accident” while undergoing the sobriety test.
Police labeled Malley's attitude as “sarcastic.” When asked when he began drinking, Malley replied, “At 14 years old.” Malley told police he didn't know what day or time it was.
Malley, of Palm Beach, lists his occupation on the arrest report as a diamond dealer.
Malley is facing a charge of DUI and was released from the Palm Beach County Jail Wednesday on his own recognizance.
“the 21-year-old had his foot on the break “
What was broken?
Lol.
He DOES need help, doesn't he?
But then, I OFTEN think that some of our federal judges need help too. Roe vs. Wade
People have NO idea how silly they sound when they make these stupid errors.
All we have here are words and graphics to express ourselves, so being able to communicate those ideas requires DECENT spelling. (At least.)
New England joke. Something like this happened to a cross dressing Federal judge from Boston stopped for DUI in Maine a few years ago. S/he resigned a few weeks later.
:o)
Thanks for the explanation.
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
There was also a Judge McFall a few years back getting arrested for public drunkenness because his pants kept falling down. Yeah, that’s probably a sign that you need to slow down on the drinking.
If so I can’t imagine why
Twenty-five or six to four. I think.
no details on the “accident”?
Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!
I once had a friend tell a cop about Einstein’s theory that nothing in the universe ever comes to a complete stop. That didn’t go over so great.
Riverdale [NJ] Police found the 23-year-old Cedar Grove man
passed out in his car, drunk, in the parking lot of Target
on Route 23. Courtesy of Riverdale Police Department
It was serving as a break not a brake because his mojo was busted and he couldn’t get it together to keep driving.
Ah-hahahahahahaha!!!!
Hold my pants and watch this! ping
Surely a graduate of the U of Missouri School of Journalism.
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