France overturns fascist ban on kitchen toilets

deathandtaxesmag ^ | Nov 12, 2014 | Joe Veix

[Brother Cracker]

A tyrannical French law that outlawed toilets in kitchens and living rooms across the country was finally and mercifully overturned over the weekend. Progress.

The law, according to Minister of Housing Sylvia Pinel and Minister of Ecology banned “the prohibition of direct communication between the [bathrooms] and kitchens and living rooms.” By extension, it also banned pooping while you cook (perhaps while smoking poop cigarettes). And that’s called fascism.

The ministers claimed they were getting rid of the law in order to simplify regulations, though we all know it’s so that, starting December 1 when their decree goes into effect, they both can finally make their world famous crapatouille.

[Brother Cracker]

[Jack Hydrazine]

Are we talking talking toilets or bidets?

[Buckeye McFrog]

At least they did not regulate how much water was in that toilet...

[MNDude]

I”m sure they have to accommodate for their growing Muslim population.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I wonder if the French have toilet talk on their AM radio stations?

[willywill]

this food was in the shower?
yes, I prepared it as I bathed.

[Moltke]

Never put all your plumbing in one room! (cf. eggs - basket)

[GraceG]

But the LIBS tell us Europe is soooo “Modern”.... LOL

They have toilets IN their kitchens, no wonder their food tastes like CRAP!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Sophia: Dorothy, you’re a genius!

Dorothy: Ma, what are you talking about?

Sophia: I wake up this morning and enter the living room,and there’s a toilet in front of the television set. It’s an old lady’s dream come true.

— from the Golden Girls

[driftdiver]

Homer Simpson is pleased.

[VanDeKoik]

There is a rule that cats and dogs go by that is apparently completely lost of the French.

[11th_VA]

Now they can wash their hands

[EXCH54FE]

Now what is that old ARMY rule....

OH yes, Never Poop in your Mess Kit.

:-)

[WayneS]

Holy shit!

[Brother Cracker]

[Brother Cracker]

[Buckeye McFrog]

Or does their food merely go through you that quickly?

[Charles Martel]

Dang, there's even a shower in that kitchen.

I've seen the clothes washing machine tucked under the counter in French apartment kitchens, but this is taking space efficiency way too far.

And my camping stove is bigger than that cooktop.

[Brother Cracker]

[Morgana]

Only the French would think of that!