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Missouri police respond to Ferguson Protest Leadership’s ground rules
Call the Cops.net ^ | 11/10/2014

Posted on 11/10/2014 7:08:07 PM PST by Beave Meister

Protest leaders from Ferguson have created a 19 point set of ground rules they expect police to follow. These rules are for when they re-start the riots after the Grand Jury makes a decision about charging officer Wilson in the death of Michael Brown.

In response Missouri police have released 9 point set of rules for protestors

1. The first priority will be for protestors to remember “don’t break the law”

2. Protest leaders will communicate to all protesters the need for non-violence. Leaders will accept responsibility for any acts of violence any protesters engage in.

3. Protesters shall give police a 48 hour notice if they plan to have looting as part of protest operations.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: darrenwilson; democrats; ferguson; funny; grandjury; groundrules; joke; liberals; lol; michaelbrown; missouri; notreal; obama; police; protesters; race; raceriots; riots; satire; silliness; trayvons; un
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Number 3. is too funny. Protesters shall give police a 48 hour notice if they plan to have looting as part of protest operations........Check.

How about this one. 10. All protesters must be able to run faster than 2500 feet per second because that's how fast our bullets can run....

1 posted on 11/10/2014 7:08:07 PM PST by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

this is going to get reallllly interesting.
I hope the shoot to kill


2 posted on 11/10/2014 7:12:07 PM PST by mowowie (`)
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To: Beave Meister
ahaha THANK YOU I needed that one!!


3 posted on 11/10/2014 7:12:16 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
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To: Beave Meister

For some reason the “Protesters” think they can run rough-shod over a municipality.

They do run a risk of losing their last tooth.


4 posted on 11/10/2014 7:16:26 PM PST by eyedigress (e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: Beave Meister

Satire.


5 posted on 11/10/2014 7:16:53 PM PST by PROCON (OK 'pubs, let's get 'er done in 2015 or 2016 won't bode well for you.)
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To: Beave Meister
8. If peaceful protests turn violent the protesters shall expect tear gas and rubber bullets to be used, so keep it peaceful… the decision to use this equipment will be made based on your actions, thus you are making the decision to be gassed :)
Hahaha! Love it.
6 posted on 11/10/2014 7:17:32 PM PST by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: eyedigress
They do run a risk of losing their last tooth toof.

There you go.

7 posted on 11/10/2014 7:18:22 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Beave Meister

I heard Palestinian pro agitators are in town to instruct and spice it up, make sure it gets really violent.


8 posted on 11/10/2014 7:19:29 PM PST by gaijin
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To: Beave Meister
#8 needs a modification:

8. If peaceful protests turn violent the protesters shall expect tear gas and rubber lead bullets to be used, so keep it peaceful… the decision to use this equipment will be made based on your actions, thus you are making the decision to be gassed or filled full of holes.

9 posted on 11/10/2014 7:20:22 PM PST by 41Thunder (It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.)
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To: mountn man

I expect most of them to have their “toofs”.

In this situation it is best to stand down when only 1 is left.

For family portraits and such.

Thanks for correction BTW.


10 posted on 11/10/2014 7:20:44 PM PST by eyedigress (e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: 41Thunder

Bkmrk


11 posted on 11/10/2014 7:25:44 PM PST by morphing libertarian
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To: eyedigress
Having tried to take on a municipality in a legal and orderly way, with lawyers, and everything....

Them bastards are harsh. You gotta mean it, and have lawyers from out of town, but licensed to practice before the State Supreme court.

/johnny

12 posted on 11/10/2014 7:25:54 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Beave Meister
Very cute, but this is where it all falls apart ...
... Protest leaders will communicate to all protesters ...
While the "protests" are organized in a sense, the idea of leaders who can command anything is ridiculous.
13 posted on 11/10/2014 7:29:04 PM PST by Salman
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To: mowowie
I hope the shoot to kill

I don't. I think that the police can find a non-lethal way to deal with an out of control crowd.

Heck, just play "IT'S A SMALL, SMALL WORLD" over a PA system, over and over. There won't be anyone on the strip along West Florissant.

14 posted on 11/10/2014 7:29:24 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Beave Meister

Satire is supposed to be listed as such isn’t it?


15 posted on 11/10/2014 7:33:53 PM PST by CynicalBear (For I decided to know nothing among you except Jesus)
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To: gaijin

Snipers are a great way to deal with those who incite violence.


16 posted on 11/10/2014 7:34:47 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

It is a protected place. Right or Wrong I have always known

“You can’t beat City Hall”.

You can buy them though.


17 posted on 11/10/2014 7:37:43 PM PST by eyedigress (e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: Beave Meister

Appropriate reply: “Nuts!”


18 posted on 11/10/2014 7:40:50 PM PST by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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To: UCANSEE2

They must be without a Chuck E. Cheese or this would be confined to one place.


19 posted on 11/10/2014 8:04:57 PM PST by pops88 (Geek chick standing with Breitbart for truth)
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To: UCANSEE2

You do realize the playing of “it’s a small world” violates the ban against cruel and unusual punishment? Start with some small caliber stuff like “macarena” or “i want a hippopotamus for christmas” and work your way up!

CC


20 posted on 11/10/2014 8:06:25 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (stercus accidit)
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