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Post Election Day Haikku
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| November 7, 2014
| EqAndyBuzz
Posted on 11/07/2014 5:57:51 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz
Post Election Haikku Time. This could get interesting.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: democrat; humor; politics
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Matthews is upset Lame stream pundits in meltdown Thrill up leg is gone
Democrats destroyed The beating was historic They still blame George Bush
To: EQAndyBuzz
Voters have spoken.
Obama doesn’t get it.
Et tu GOP?
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:02:16 AM PST
by
XEHRpa
To: XEHRpa
Tear-filled earth shoe
brings my smile.
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:06:02 AM PST
by
JT Hatter
(Who is Barack Obama? And What is He Really Up To?)
To: EQAndyBuzz
For those better informed than I a couple of questions:
1. We added members to both the Senate and the House, to the Governorships and the state legislatures. Who did better, The Tea Party or the GOPe?
2. For the stay-at-home-I'll-never-vote-for-a-GOPe crowd: Are you happy today, or unhappy?
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:09:07 AM PST
by
InterceptPoint
(Remember Mississippi)
To: JT Hatter
For those readers unaware of Haiku construction, the haiku generally has 17 syllables, traditionally in 5-7-5 phrases.
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:10:49 AM PST
by
XEHRpa
To: EQAndyBuzz
Walker wonks Burke’s Burqua
Lamentations of Gibsmedats
Beef Jerky Time!
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:11:33 AM PST
by
BraveMan
To: EQAndyBuzz
My tongue is yellow
My trash is overflowing
My head is a gong
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:14:27 AM PST
by
Haiku Guy
(Every driver with a "Ready For Hillary" bumper sticker had to scrape off an "Obama 12" sticker)
To: EQAndyBuzz
We will not lose one
For the next One Hundred Years
Or so I have heard...
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:15:33 AM PST
by
Haiku Guy
(Every driver with a "Ready For Hillary" bumper sticker had to scrape off an "Obama 12" sticker)
To: EQAndyBuzz
GOPe has last chance
Go Cruz
The hawk flies low
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:15:46 AM PST
by
x1stcav
(I was an Infantry Officer back in the 60's. I have no fear.)
To: EQAndyBuzz
The King is Dead.
He has no clothes.
The White Indian cometh.
To: EQAndyBuzz
Obama is mad.
Narcissists do not lose well.
He will make us pay.
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:17:21 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
To: EQAndyBuzz
Obama’s revenge?
Open the floodgates of Hell.
Look for Amnesty.
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:18:46 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
Thats funny!! You guys sure have a wild sense of humor...LOL!!
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:20:07 AM PST
by
556x45
To: x1stcav
Five, seven, then five.
That is the syllable count.
Yours was not Haiku
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:20:31 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
To: EQAndyBuzz
Wave, Wave Wave, Hussein.
You hear two thirds who stayed home.
We hear VICTORY.
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:22:19 AM PST
by
COUNTrecount
(There's no there there.)
To: 556x45
You did not note mine.
So, what am I, chopped liver?
You make bunny cry.
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:22:45 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
To: EQAndyBuzz
Matthews is upset Lame stream pundits in meltdown Thrill up leg is goneOn Election night,
I saw Matthews nearly cry.
***Schadenfreudgasm***
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:27:35 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
To: Lazamataz
Angry Obama
Says "Après Moi, le déluge"
Because he knows French...
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:27:48 AM PST
by
Haiku Guy
(Every driver with a "Ready For Hillary" bumper sticker had to scrape off an "Obama 12" sticker)
To: EQAndyBuzz
narcissist in chief
crapped on by the people
will not own the truth
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:30:20 AM PST
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: Haiku Guy
Your premise is wrong.
Obama does not know French....
Nor proper English!
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posted on
11/07/2014 6:33:07 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
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