Skip to comments.Sons of Anarchy (WTH?) LOL!
Posted on 11/05/2014 8:44:09 PM PST by Vendome
So, I'm flipping through channels on the 80" tele and I see these bikers roll up on a house and unload their .45's into a house.
Looking like they are merely sauntering as the homies in the house come chasing after them in Impala's.
I yell at the TV "Thatz juzt stoopit. You go any slower and a blacktop machine is gonna speed past you.
So they let the homies crawl after them, into a modern valley and death trap, using industrial buildings to box them in and a cavalry of other bikers suddenly surround the Impala ridin Homies.
Short gunfight ensues, with the homies surrendering.
One of the bikers walks up the the leaders of the homies and axes if he is "So amd so".
Homie sez "Yeah".
Biker dude smiles and pays him a real nice compliment "Nice Impala, man".
"BLAM! !!" Gives formerly breathing homie a third eye.
I'm like "Ho Lee!!! Seems like thatz gonna hurt in the morning!"
I'm laughing my azz off and third eye giving biker walks up to one of the scared shirtless homies and casually offers him a cigarette.
Homie turns it down and I yell "Take the cancer stick and live a few more minutes!".
To late, biker dude gives his clan the "All Go" finger and suddenly it's an Uzi festival, with each gun spewing all kinds of Satanic fire from hell.
"OMG!!! What freakin show is this! ?!??!!"
Press info "Sons of Anarchy???" "How the hell did this much bloodshed miss my watchful eye???
Anyone into this seemingly delicious and disturbing, eye candy, that is just man fuel for my imagination? ??
Hell, I'm gonna watch every season over the next few weeks, til my eyes are blood shot and I have to go to confession.
Iz the shizz....
You are just now discovering SOA?
What is Yom Kippur anyway?
Interesting plot twists and turns. I don’t care for the blood and gore. But some characters look like they just stepped out of casting, all pressed and clean with their new costume. Not like real bikers.
Didn’t discover “House” or NCIS til 3 years ago.
I watched House so many damned times, I channel him.
Lee...Roy, Jethro Gibbs?
Rule 9 and 5, in that order.
Now this crazy sum bitch rode right up to CHP and shot em.
And he’s just riding away, kewel as a cucumber, while being chased.
Just announced this is the last season?
10 days of Jews kickin azz?
SOA started out pretty good the first couple season but IMO, has become one of the worst shows on TV. It’s like they are just trying to see how much unnecessary gore and violence they can get away with at this point.
The creator of the show is Kurt Sutter who was the primary writer, producer and director of The Shield, which was a great show but with SOA, he seems to have just run out of ideas.
Jimmy Smits is funny looking.
Met him and he seems out of place from memory but, wholly in character and a believable badd azz in SOA.
Oh brother, you are really in for some stuff.
Wait’ll you see Gemma in action, she puts all those boyz to shame.
You are going to have to do some mega marathon viewing to catch up in time to see the last few episodes “live”. But go for it, hubby got it done with Breaking Bad.
Great show. But then Jax could sit in a chair for 60 minutes and I would still watch.
Well, what I saw 20 minutes ago had me yelling at the tv and laughing so hard, the she boss came in the living room and wanted to know what was going.
“Uhhhnn, nuttin. I was laughing at Obama” as I switched to Foxnews.
I used to get my “sex and violence” fix with SOA until I discovered “Spartacus” on the SyFy channel. :)
Jax from Sopranos?
Think I caught a glimpse of her in previews and maybe Katie Segal?
Haha... Have you been asleep? Hurry up and watch it. Because there are only four episodes left.
I have every Spartacus DVR’d and que’d up.
Just waiting to catch pneumonia and watch em all.
Also, have Davinci waiting.
I usually get the flu bad enough I feel like I’m on my deathbed, so I’ll watch em eventually.
This season is painful to watch. Some of the dialogue is just horrible.
First few years were great. This year it’s like he is just gettin’ it done.
I’m going to see if Netflix has em all or if they are on demand, so I can record them in order.
Don’t be pis sin Gemma off!...
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