EU climate compromise ~ I will if you will

canadafreepress.com ^ | 10/28/2014 | Marita Noon

[rktman]

On Thursday October 23, 28 European leaders met at a summit in Brussels to reach a climate deal that would build on previous targets of a 20 percent cut in greenhouse gases, a 20 percent boost in the use of renewable sources, and a 20 percent increase in energy efficiency, from the benchmark year of 1990, by 2020.

[rktman]

If one stops to consider this "hole" fiasco, how delusional are these asshats? Like the old saying goes, whoever controls the weather, controls the world. So far, weather wins. Nobody is taking control of it in the near future. If ever. Ming the Merciless or Lex Luther still don't have the weather control machine developed.

[knarf]

I went down to my local supermarket just the other day and picked up TWO cans of energy efficiency ... I figgered ... screw 'em, I'm gonn'a get 40% more efficient

Over in the next aisle I picked up a bottle of renewable resources that had printed on the label; "20% MORE !!", in bright, green color so I'm SURE it will work.

On the way out after paying, I stopped at the service desk and returned some greenhouse gas that I had sitting around and doing nothing with ... I figgered I should at least do my part.

I think they send it to China or somethin'

[rktman]

Now that’s just plain weird. I found some ghg in the front yard just the other day and darned if the label didn’t state “Made in China/Hecho en Chine”.

[EQAndyBuzz]

I went to the ATM today to take out 20 bucks. I couldn’t get the20 because it said my money has been converted to carbon credits, that I can spend at any “green” store.

Walgreens wouldn’t take them. I’m so screwed.

[rktman]

Did you try “hole”foods? They’d probably take CC’s or bitcoins if you ask politely. Just be sure to wear your jute belt and birkenstocks. :>} Then load you stuff in to the Escalade that you’ve left idling in the parking lot.