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Cowboys RB arrested for shoplifting underwear and cologne
SI The Wire ^
| 10/14/14
| SI Wire
Posted on 10/14/2014 9:59:21 AM PDT by TangledUpInBlue
Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle was arrested Monday night for allegedly shoplifting from a Dallas-area mall, Naheed Rajwani of the Dallas Morning News reports.
Randle, 22, was a fifth-round pick by the Cowboys in 2013 out of Oklahoma State. In six games this season, he has 16 carries for 113 yards, including a season-high 52 yards during Sunday's win against the Seattle Seahawks.
Police said Randle allegedly shoplifted from a Dillard's at Stonebriar Mall.
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Precisely why I go Commando......
To: TangledUpInBlue
What emergency would require stealing underwear and cologne?
Interesting thought game.
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:01:28 AM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(/s /s /s /s /s, my replies are "liberally" sprinkled with them behind every word and letter.!)
To: Scrambler Bob
What emergency would require stealing underwear and cologne? I can think of one thing ....
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:02:42 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(What's sad is most)
To: TangledUpInBlue
He is black ergo this arrest is racism.
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:03:02 AM PDT
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(Obama Will Say 'War on Women' But Not 'War on ISIS)
To: Scrambler Bob
Police said Randle attempted to steal a $39.50-pack of two black Polo underwear and a tester bottle of Gucci Guilty Black cologne valued at $84.Guilty Black cologne.
Sometimes, jokes write themselves.
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:03:15 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. We have no 'news media', only a Soviet Pravda.)
To: TangledUpInBlue
some traits engrained as a your are hard to give up.Like petty theft.
What will this knuckle dragger present us with next
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:08:51 AM PDT
by
CGASMIA68
To: CGASMIA68
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:09:19 AM PDT
by
CGASMIA68
To: Lazamataz
"Guilty Black cologne." ROFL! The jokes do indeed write themselves.
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:09:47 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: TangledUpInBlue
Goodell's fault.
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:13:54 AM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: Lazamataz
Damn your racis hide, Laz!
NOT shoplifting. Let's call it an "Interception," shall we? After all, he only got in trouble on the run-back.
I recommends Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq. to defend Randle in the case. Please note (honky) that it was a "Tester" bottle of Guilty Black. All Randle be doing is testing it. Also bear in mind that when the cops shows up, be a whole lot'o'people might need that fresh underwear.
www.imdb.com/character/ch0132680/
Get me the Rev Al on the phone. NOW!
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:17:50 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(Program. Plan. Leader?)
To: Fido969
“I can think of one thing ....”
Remember, they DO have Michael Sam on their practice roster..
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:18:33 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(We either destroy ISIS there... or fight them here. Pick one, America.)
To: Scrambler Bob; Lazamataz
"What emergency would require stealing underwear and cologne?"
If you have black polo underwear and Guilty Black cologne you can HAVE me baby.
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:22:16 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: TangledUpInBlue
Any relation to former Viking John Randle?
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:23:46 AM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: TangledUpInBlue
"Underpants and cologne? Um.. uh.. no comment!"
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:24:32 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(We either destroy ISIS there... or fight them here. Pick one, America.)
To: Scrambler Bob
Obviously, the poor man needs a pay increase.</sarcasm>
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:28:33 AM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: Rodamala
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:32:05 AM PDT
by
blam
(Jeff Sessions For President)
To: TurboZamboni
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:56:54 AM PDT
by
TangledUpInBlue
(I have no home. I'm the wind.)
To: TangledUpInBlue
How are his football stats in any way relevant to this story?
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posted on
10/14/2014 11:01:13 AM PDT
by
jonno
(Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
To: jonno
This is the fault of society! /s
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posted on
10/14/2014 11:02:44 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: TangledUpInBlue
Clearly this is another example of rampant racism in the NFL.
If this poor guy was paid properly, he wouldn’t have to steal to smell nice.
Finally, it’s Bush’s fault, Perry’s fault and Cruz’s fault.
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posted on
10/14/2014 11:13:05 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(I, Barrack E Obolabama support the left wing war on Ebola. Fox News and Republicans will fight me.)
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