Beer May Make Your Smarter

MSN ^ | 9/31/14 | Patrick Jones

[Libloather]

Researchers from Oregon State are saying that an ingredient in beer can help boost brain function.

[Libloather]

Video proving it @ the link.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

That’s why they call it “bud wiser.”

[PATRIOT1876]

Hit shore enuf makes ME smarter! *burp*

[gorush]

[KoRn]

Then I should be a dammed genius!

I KNOW this study is just WRONG... LOL

[afraidfortherepublic]

And it makes you a better speller and grammarian too? (check the headline)

[GraceG]

[Hugin]

Makes women look better too. At least when guys drink it.

[Kartographer]

[brooklin]

I should be a freaking genius.

[Mastador1]

Cliff Clavin's Theory of Beer "A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, the slow and weak at the back are killed first. The speed and health of the herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. Naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. "In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[RedMDer]

That's what I told the off, off, .... COP
but he wouldn't listen.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

[Sacajaweau]

My friends are all geniuses.

[cripplecreek]

[Billthedrill]

The headline "Beer May Make Your Smarter" is incorrect. It should read "Beer DOES Make Your Smarter".

You're welcome.

[Veggie Todd]

[rockinqsranch]

Wish I wasn’t allergic to beer. I could be real smart.

[Veggie Todd]

[stubernx98]

Wow, I found something great about my Alma Mater!! Hey we beat USC when OJ was half back!