Spokane Man Attempts to Pet Bull Moose in Cemetery, Big Trouble Ensues

Wide Open Spaces ^ | 9/23/2014 | Matt Alpert

[Pride in the USA]

Then there was that fool of a man who parked in my private driveway at my private residence to shoot pictures of a moose 15 feet from his location! I was at the kitchen window waving the idiot away, but he just casually waved back at me and kept taking pictures. Stupid man.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I believe he was charged with cheesing off a moose without using a stuned beeber.

[BenLurkin]

[moose07]

Just hanging around this town minding my own business, with a weather eye on some passing sisters, and this egit comes waltzing up acting kind of weird.
When the tranquilizers ware off , I'm going to go strolling back into town and find that creep. Them Sisters was mine!

[Darksheare]

Kick him in the shins for good measure!

[moose07]

Hold on now...got to follow s.o.p., I’ll stare at him for a bit, make him sweat.
Then it’s go for a Conversion at Twickenham! Weeeeeeeeeeeee.....

[Darksheare]

*whack* “Goooooooal!”

[moose07]

That’s under the crossbar, this dude’s going over!

[Darksheare]

“It’s a bit to the right.” -commenter one
“Shanked it the last time.” -commenter two.

[moose07]

“That’s Nine lace holes! Nine lace holes are airborne! “ -commentator 1.
“That’s going to hurt in the morning! “ -commentator 2.

[Darksheare]

“And we have a point conversion! It is good! No, wait, he bounced out, have to try again!”
*dude starts whimpering*

[moose07]

He’s whimpering because I’m chewing on his coat.
It was green and looked kind of good, but sure tastes bad.

[Darksheare]

Another toss for the practice?

[Billthedrill]

Patterson, 33, tried to pet the moose even after officers ordered him not to.

You just know the story is going downhill from there.

[moose07]

Okay,
taking run up.

[Darksheare]

Minds eye: he falls short, possibly on purpose.

[moose07]

Hurumpf.
Let’s drag him back to the UT for ‘questioning’. :)
‘Night.

[Darksheare]

Lol, goodnight.