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Need an idea for an anniversary card

Posted on 09/03/2014 1:40:22 PM PDT by MNDude

About five years ago, a lawyer from Nigeria contacted me to let me know that I've inherited $30 million.

All I have to do to send him $4500 and the $30 million is mine.

I and a friend (actually another Freeper) have had so much fun leading this Nigerian on and on and on and on that he will get his $4500.

We've had him jump through endless hoops, send us countless forms of (photo shopped) identification. We've even sent him $4 via Western Union, just so he would know that some money sent to him (he just didn't know how much) thus it made it easier to make him jump through some more hoops.

After years of tantalizing emails and calling and waking him at 2 am (his time) he is starting to get very impatient and even a little edgy.

In any case, I just realized it will soon be five years since this guy contacted me and started his long struggle for my $4500, so I was thinking he should get an anniversary card. Any ideas of what it should say?


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1 posted on 09/03/2014 1:40:22 PM PDT by MNDude
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Yeah tell him he’s won $50 million and to send you $4500 in order to get it!


2 posted on 09/03/2014 1:41:53 PM PDT by notdownwidems (Shellback pollywogs! U.S.S. William H. Standley, CG-32 1977-80)
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To: MNDude

I trust you’ve gotten proper identification from this scammer by having him fill out and then be photographed with an official ID-10T form?

(Nothing’s better than a photo of a Nigerian scammer holding a sign that says “IDI0T”


3 posted on 09/03/2014 1:42:36 PM PDT by Junk Silver
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To: MNDude

You can’t beat this guy!

http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm


4 posted on 09/03/2014 1:44:14 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: notdownwidems
Send him a large denomination bill form Zambawy.
5 posted on 09/03/2014 1:44:53 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: notdownwidems; MNDude

LOL. That is a good one. After 5 years you would think the guy would have moved on to an easier mark.


6 posted on 09/03/2014 1:45:28 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (The cure has become worse than the disease. Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: MNDude

You’re not the Ebola Monkey Man, are you?


7 posted on 09/03/2014 1:46:10 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: PGR88

Wow! That’s incredible. The IQ’s of these Nigerians is incredibly low!

I once got an email from some scammer from Hong Kong, and one scam-baiter email later, she knew immediately that I was just playing her and never heard from her again!


8 posted on 09/03/2014 1:47:06 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: MNDude; lowbridge
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1171049/posts

FReeper lowbridge putting Gloria the scammer through her paces.


9 posted on 09/03/2014 1:49:11 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Classic thread, Slim! Thanks for posting!


10 posted on 09/03/2014 1:50:59 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Mississippi!)
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To: mountainlion

Oh now thats cool.

end him a 50 Trillion dollar note. Right here on Amazon.com just $5...

http://www.amazon.com/Zimbabwe-Trillion-Dollars-Bank-Uncirculated/dp/B002RHF8TC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409777394&sr=8-1&keywords=zimbabwe+currency#cm_cr_dpwidget


11 posted on 09/03/2014 1:52:12 PM PDT by Syntyr (Happiness is two at low eight!)
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Tell your "friend" that you can get him across the Mexican border with the 30 Million and in return he will get free ObamaCare for life.

But first send $ 100.00 to resister as Nigerian refugee.

12 posted on 09/03/2014 1:52:54 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Not guilty! plaque.


13 posted on 09/03/2014 1:54:55 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I love it!


14 posted on 09/03/2014 1:59:08 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: MNDude

Take it to the next level. Tell him you will be in his area and ask him to meet you. Then don’t show. When he asks why say you were unavoidably delayed but you will make it up to him. Arrange another meet and don’t show. See how much of his time you can waste before he gives up.


15 posted on 09/03/2014 2:07:25 PM PDT by South40 (Hillary Clinton was a "great secretary of state". - Texas Governor Rick Perry)
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To: MNDude

Picture of the Brooklyn Bridge with a big “For Sale” sign.


16 posted on 09/03/2014 2:08:10 PM PDT by twister881
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To: MNDude

Some good ideas here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts


17 posted on 09/03/2014 2:10:14 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: MNDude

Ask:

Do you wear a bone in your nose?
Everyday or just on weekends?


18 posted on 09/03/2014 2:14:21 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Rip it out by the roots.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
FReeper lowbridge putting Gloria the scammer through her paces

LOL... haven't seen that in a long time, truly a classic!

19 posted on 09/03/2014 2:23:22 PM PDT by Kenton
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To: Junk Silver

I now have to clean off my keyboard and screen. Good one.


20 posted on 09/03/2014 2:25:41 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (The more I know, the more I realize that how much more there is to learn.)
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