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Knife falls from sky into Chinese man's head
www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 8:41AM BST 11 Aug 2014 | By Malcolm Moore, in Beijing

Posted on 08/11/2014 10:43:00 AM PDT by Red Badger

A five-inch kitchen knife falls from the sky and enters the head of 57-year-old man in Sichuan province

Last Thursday morning, 57-year-old Xiao Yunzhi was taking a stroll in his home town of Guangyuan, Sichuan province, when his head started feeling strangely heavy.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: china; knife
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1 posted on 08/11/2014 10:43:00 AM PDT by Red Badger
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2 posted on 08/11/2014 10:43:49 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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That’ll leave a mark.


3 posted on 08/11/2014 10:44:23 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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Now he has a pocket to store his glasses..................


4 posted on 08/11/2014 10:45:18 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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Where did it fall from — a flying dinner party???


5 posted on 08/11/2014 10:46:10 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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“They told the police that the wind must have blown it off.”

Uh huh, right.


6 posted on 08/11/2014 10:46:23 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: Army Air Corps

“That’ll leave a mark.”

It’ll buff right out!


7 posted on 08/11/2014 10:46:59 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Red Badger
Oh, yeah, I've had that happen to me ten, twelve times now. The worst one was a running chainsaw.

But I got better.

8 posted on 08/11/2014 10:47:40 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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ANGEL #1: I bet you 50 bucks I can drop this knife and hit that guy smack dab on his punkin.

ANGEL #2: You’re on.


9 posted on 08/11/2014 10:47:44 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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In this country there would be 50 lawyers lined up ready to sue somebody, or everybody.


10 posted on 08/11/2014 10:47:56 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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8th floor apartment balcony.....................


11 posted on 08/11/2014 10:49:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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Moral of the story:

“Don’t bring a head to a knife flight.”


12 posted on 08/11/2014 10:51:40 AM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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Some Chinese juggler in training?


13 posted on 08/11/2014 10:51:47 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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There be dragons.


14 posted on 08/11/2014 10:52:06 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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I chopped my foot with an axe...... once....................


15 posted on 08/11/2014 10:52:31 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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16 posted on 08/11/2014 10:54:09 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: V_TWIN; Billthedrill; Uncle Chip; Responsibility2nd; Zeppo

He had a real splitting headache...................


17 posted on 08/11/2014 10:55:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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The knife did it!! The knife jumped up off the table by itself, made itself airborne and aimed itself straight for the man’s head.

Gotta outlaw self flying knives......


18 posted on 08/11/2014 10:59:56 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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The knife manufacturer. They should’ve known those things could launch themselves & land in somebody’s head!


19 posted on 08/11/2014 11:00:47 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: Red Badger; sickoflibs; Gilbo_3; GOPsterinMA; Impy; fieldmarshaldj

Well....

...THERE’S something you don’t see everyday...

Gave him a ....

....wait for it... here it comes...

SPLITTING headache!!!

Baddabing!

(Yeah... I know... but it’s Monday...)


20 posted on 08/11/2014 11:01:48 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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