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Police arrest man who wins doughnut-eating contest
AP via Yahoo! News ^ | August 8, 2014

Posted on 08/09/2014 11:50:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

ELIZABETH CITY, N.C. — A North Carolina man celebrated out-eating some police officers, only to find out that he couldn't outrun them.

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Authorities arrested Hardison on Wednesday, one day after he won the adult division of a doughnut-eating contest at the Elizabeth City Police Department's National Night Out Against Crime.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: donutwatch; napl
I'm certain that these two events are unrelated.
1 posted on 08/09/2014 11:50:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win."


2 posted on 08/09/2014 11:51:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - http://youtu.be/4HYy62qiOwA)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“That was wrong of me. I shouldn’t have done that. I out-niggered him.”
Ken Kesey describing how, by flashing his gold front tooth, he had shamed a black friend. “The Electric Koolaid Acid Test”

Eat more donuts than cops, really swift.


3 posted on 08/10/2014 12:01:20 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“If I hadn’t of one First Prize, would yaw’ll still be arrestin me?” “Don’t give it no never mind, Son, just lower yo head and get into the squad car, don’t wanna have to tell you twice.”


4 posted on 08/10/2014 12:01:33 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim

WTFIIWNC


5 posted on 08/10/2014 3:51:19 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Put down that donut and no one gets hurt."

6 posted on 08/10/2014 4:41:36 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Another example of cops targeting a person of cruller.


7 posted on 08/10/2014 4:43:18 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: Ken H
Another example of cops targeting a person of cruller.

HAHAHAHA.

We have a winner!

8 posted on 08/10/2014 4:49:03 AM PDT by M. Thatcher
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To: Ken H

Good one!


9 posted on 08/10/2014 5:58:57 AM PDT by moovova
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To: moovova

The cops were really sore losers.


10 posted on 08/10/2014 6:06:38 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: Ken H

LOL! Good one! I just learned a new word. :)


11 posted on 08/10/2014 6:19:34 AM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hardison ate eight doughnuts in 2 minutes, beating a group that included local police officers and firefighters.

The jokes just write themselves...

12 posted on 08/10/2014 6:32:35 AM PDT by NCjim (Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.)
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To: Ken H

Oh lol...


13 posted on 08/10/2014 7:01:16 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Ken H

They targeted him because he was Danish.


14 posted on 08/10/2014 8:05:10 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido; Alaska Wolf; DCBryan1; Slings and Arrows; Doomonyou; napscoordinator; Shimmer1; ...
JBT Ping list


15 posted on 08/11/2014 6:35:01 AM PDT by null and void (If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
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To: null and void

You couldn’t make a story like this up...


16 posted on 08/13/2014 9:05:01 AM PDT by FBD
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