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Native Americans KILLED AND ATE DUMBO, say archaeologists
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| 15 Jul 2014
| Lewis Page,
Posted on 07/15/2014 1:27:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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Majestic, delicious creatures roamed North America in peace ... until the Native Americans came
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:27:51 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Those barbaric prehistoric Native Americans, killing all of those innocent creatures. Why didn’t they just go to the local Pick and Pay to buy their groceries?
(sarcasm)
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:31:10 PM PDT
by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
To: BenLurkin; SunkenCiv; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; GeronL
And THIS is why there are no flying elephants anymore.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:31:10 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: BenLurkin
We’re gonna need a bigger smoker...
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:32:32 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: BenLurkin
Tastes like pork roast.
Makes good gravy too.
To: BenLurkin
the lovable prehistoric elephants... proto-dumbo... cuddly tusker
And I bet the babies had big brown eyes and blinked lovingly up at their mothers.
Please keep Disney away from paleontology. They were meat. Big meat that was hard to kill with bows and spears and I wouldn't be surprised that they stomped and speared quite a few Indians who tried to hunt them.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:34:34 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: a fool in paradise
"And THIS is why there are no flying elephants anymore."
They must have eaten all the flying pigs too.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:37:26 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: gov_bean_ counter
“Were gonna need a bigger smoker...”
Build a 2-story one out of brick and preheat/preseason for about 2 days.
How long do you reckon an elephant would take?
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:38:22 PM PDT
by
varyouga
To: KarlInOhio
My question is: If the elephants led people lives before the Native Americans arrived — why are the Native Americans called “Native Americans?”
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:38:30 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: KarlInOhio
A game I had back when I was a kid.
The mammoths usually won.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:39:31 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: BenLurkin
It beats humpback whale .. And a lot easier to catch.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:40:27 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: BenLurkin
Native-Americans is a misnomer - there was no America at that time. America was nothing but a bunch of dirt below another hunk of dirt and above another hunk of dirt.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:40:56 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(When the government is above the law, it's called fascism.)
To: mass55th
“They must have eaten all the flying pigs too. “
Nope, the flying pigs natural predator was the Unicorn. Unicorns wiped them all out.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:42:35 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(GM is dead and Al Queada is alive.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:43:20 PM PDT
by
VRW Conspirator
(Global Warming is caused by illegal immigrants!)
To: varyouga
Their prototype was built out of dung and the roast tasted crappy, setting back BBQ for thousands of years.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:43:53 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: VRW Conspirator
Missionary in Africa comes across a pygmy standing atop a dead elephant.
“What happened to that elephant?
“I killed it with my club.”
“That’s amazing. How big is your club?”
“Oh, we have about 20 members.”
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:46:13 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
So much for the “living-in-harmony-with-Mother-Gaia” con.
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:48:48 PM PDT
by
Arm_Bears
(Rope. Tree. Politician. Some assembly required.)
To: BenLurkin
Yum!
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:51:29 PM PDT
by
Kenton
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
07/15/2014 1:57:56 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: BenLurkin
and I would not doubt it if those with four feet were pushing for spear and club registration and control. They prob wanted to register rocks because they were used in slings as missiles....
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