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Let's Come Up With The Dumbest Bergdahl-Swap Defense!
Original Content | June 7, 2014 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 06/07/2014 8:21:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Recently, I documented the insane verbal diarrhea-like fountain of lame Bergdahl-Taliban swap justifications. They consist of "we did it because Bergdahl was in bad health", "because he is a soldier who served with honor and distinction", "Hey! Those who criticize him are Swiftboating him!", "The platoon colleagues who criticize Bergdahl are psychopaths", "If you don't like this swap, you are a racist who hates Obama", and "Obama couldn't inform congress because the Taliban would kill Bergdahl".

But they just won't stop, and it seems like it is a race to the worst. Mark Finkelstein documents an even lamer excuse: "That we wouldn't leave a good Jewish kid over in Afganistan, you know."

So, I figure the administration is running out of super-lame excuses for this politically motivated, purposefully distracting terrorist favoring deal. Free Republic to the rescue! We can help!

Here is my entry. Put yours on the thread:

"April 15 just passed, and Bergdahl's father took a huge tax hit because he could no longer claim Bowe Bergdahl as a dependent. We needed to swap five dangerous Taliban terrorists to give Bergdahl senior a little tax relief. What are you, a Tax-lover????"


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; bobbergdahl; bowebergdahl; gitmo
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1 posted on 06/07/2014 8:21:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Your title made me think of this contest.


2 posted on 06/07/2014 8:22:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: ErnBatavia; Bob; Kenny

Comeon guys, a little help here


3 posted on 06/07/2014 8:26:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

My prediction stands: They will find “documents” showing he was a spy.


4 posted on 06/07/2014 8:26:28 AM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a death panel.)
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To: Lazamataz

“One of the Five is my daddy and I just couldn’t let him rot in prison any more.”


5 posted on 06/07/2014 8:27:21 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Lazamataz
Obama wanted to amuse Joe Namath!!


6 posted on 06/07/2014 8:27:29 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: raybbr

Good! Dumb, but certainly not the dumbest. We need real DUMB excuses to feed to THIS administration. They won’t use any plausible ones.


7 posted on 06/07/2014 8:27:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: raybbr

Spy for who? You don’t mean our US do you? Ridiculous.


8 posted on 06/07/2014 8:27:56 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer

Nice! :)


9 posted on 06/07/2014 8:28:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Very good! Namath needs amusing!


10 posted on 06/07/2014 8:28:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Had to get the Senior Taliban leadership out of GITMO, Castro was complaining they were smelling up the place.


11 posted on 06/07/2014 8:29:10 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Forgive but don't forget)
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To: Lazamataz
He had to be "rescued" so that his parents could use his back pay .....

...for haircuts and badly needed personal grooming.


12 posted on 06/07/2014 8:29:49 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Lazamataz
Here's my current list:

1. Libs including the President and his senior advisers are really as stupid as we think they are.

2. Obama foolishly believed that he could, with the help of the MSM, supress the fact that Bergdahl was a deserter and very likely a collaborator to boot.

3. Obama was blackmailed into making a trade that even he knew would be political poison.

4. Obama was just doing his job as an al Qaeda operative.

13 posted on 06/07/2014 8:31:33 AM PDT by InterceptPoint
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To: Lazamataz

Oprah needed Bergdahl to interview for Super Soul Sunday. The GITMO boys were merely karma paid forward.


14 posted on 06/07/2014 8:31:39 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: raybbr
My prediction stands: They will find “documents” showing he was a spy.

My prediction is that he will come out as gay and demand sexual reassignment surgery.

The only reason he left his platoon was because they were homophobic and were mean to him.

15 posted on 06/07/2014 8:33:16 AM PDT by usurper (Liberals GET OFF MY LAWN)
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To: Lazamataz

We need to counter the “Isn’t one soldier’s life worth it?” defense or “He’s really a good guy” or “If that was my kid”.

Our answer should be no. How many of our kids are dying every day to stop terrorism, how many coming back with no legs or PTSD? They sacrifice their lives to protect America from terrorists. Why would one soldier’s life trump all of theirs?

Yet Obama sent in five super-bad terrorists to go after those soldiers serving in the field or to go after America. How many ‘kids’ will that cost us? I guarantee the number will be staggering next to one POW no matter who it was.

The left is pushing this no soldier left behind meme but there will be many soldiers left behind thanks to Obama. Don’t be afraid to say the truth. They think public opinion might turn if we say Bergdahl wasn’t worth it, time to take that chance. Too much at stake to play the their game.


16 posted on 06/07/2014 8:33:23 AM PDT by Kenny
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To: darkwing104

Good job!


17 posted on 06/07/2014 8:33:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Our intelligence told us he was a woman trapped in a man’s body trapped in a terrorist camp trapped in a foreign land because of Bush’s war, so it was triple word score rescue personally overseen by the president in the command center where he was black and it reminded him of his grandfather and his father so he did it for the children and learned about the next day on the television in the gym where he was pumping iron.”

18 posted on 06/07/2014 8:34:02 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: usurper
My prediction is that he will come out as gay and demand sexual reassignment surgery. The only reason he left his platoon was because they were homophobic and were mean to him.

If this is not a thread winner, it will be in the top five! BRILLIANT!

19 posted on 06/07/2014 8:34:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

We needed to bring him home so we could try him for desertion.


20 posted on 06/07/2014 8:34:49 AM PDT by DManA
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