VOTE LAZAMATAZ IN 2014!

Source: Committee To Elect Lazamataz | 5/28/2014 | I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.

[Lazamataz]

(music swells)

Hello. I'm Laz.

(images of beaches, mountains, grain fields)

I'd like to help build a better America. I want us to become great again.

(short video of eagle landing on a rock outcropping, with camera closing in on the head until it fills frame)

That is why I am asking for your vote for Admin Moderator for Free Republic this November. Remember, your vote makes a difference. We need more Tea-Party representatives, and I hope to be your choice.

(eagle head fades to flapping American flag)

Vote for Lazamataz for Admin Moderator this November. I would be honored to serve you.

I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.

[NFHale]

I’m there for ya, bro....

[Owl558]

I’d hit it... Oops! I mean, you have my vote.

[DannyTN]

An America Laz would hit!
Got my vote.

[kevkrom]

Mr. Lazamataz, some have suggested that your desire to become an Admin Moderator might be simply a ploy to aid in covering up actions of yours that might, by some, be considered improper. Any response to that?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Didn’t know we had elections here.

[SpinnerWebb]

Just here hittin’ what the rest of us won’t...

[DCBryan1]

Id hit it (the vote button).

[C. Edmund Wright]

I’d support you, but Humblegunner wouldn’t approve of how you are using Freep for your own personal gain…...

[PrairieDawg]

Where’s the “LIKE” button?? :-)

[humblegunner]

Describe your platform as Moderator.
I don’t vote just based on “feelings”.

[knarf]

God Bless Your Vote Mongering Rebellious Self !

Only YOU'da' thunk'a such a scheme and by GOD you got my vote !

No Jazz .. Jes' Laz

[Lazamataz]

Mr. Lazamataz, some have suggested that your desire to become an Admin Moderator might be simply a ploy to aid in covering up actions of yours that might, by some, be considered improper. Any response to that?

Hey, we're at a Science Fair. C'mon. C'mon.

[Fido969]

OK, I’ll hit it.

[varon]

BTTT

[Lazamataz]

Describe your platform as Moderator. I don’t vote just based on “feelings”.

You, humblegunner, would have free reign -- and could never be zotted, suspended, or have any comments pulled.

[Veggie Todd]

[Lazamataz]

God Bless Your Vote Mongering Rebellious Self ! Only YOU'da' thunk'a such a scheme

SCHEME??? Sir, I'm shocked and insulted! :)

[Lazamataz]

Didn’t know we had elections here.

Well, just this one.

[dead]

What is your position on nudity in posts?

Will you outlaw excerpting?

I assume name calling is kosher.