Posted on 05/09/2014 9:07:18 PM PDT by NKP_Vet
A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband." "On what grounds?" "Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees." "No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?" "Yes, we have a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage." The lawyer is getting exasperated, "Does he beat you up?" "No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he doesn't get up until after I've left for work." "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" "We just can't seem to communicate."
LOL. Good one. Thanks for the laugh.
Boy, did I need a laugh tonight. Thanks very much!
Two old guys in a boat fishing in the river when a funeral prosession crossed the bridge above them,,,,,,, one old man stood and tipped his hat, the other said that was right nice of him,,,,,,,, he said it was the least he could do as he was married to the woman for 50 years.
that’s awful! ha! :)
Somebody needs to start an ongoing comic relief joke thread. After all, a merry heart does good like a medicine. Sometimes I think all this angst can be toxic. Need a regular does of laughter.
I agree and there has got to be a lot of good yarns on FR.
We're not fighting...I just like to interrupt.
Well if you think of it, ping me if you find such a thread.
I found it kind of funny.
Women talk 20,000 words a day, vs men speaking 7,000 words a day.
If women are talking 3 times as much as men, WHO is doing the talking and WHO is doing the listening?
Also, some might call this a joke:
If A Man Speaks His Mind In A Forest And No Woman Hears Him, Is He Still Wrong?
....take my wife, please.
I am on my second double scotch, it is late and I am about to dive into my liquor cabinet for a third scotch (it may also be a bourbon for all I care).
I am certain the joke is sublime and wasted on me in my present condition.
Can you explain it and make me laugh or smile?
Wondering myself as a guy going through divorce with both kids living with me. I am getting my ass handed to me by an addicted soon to be x-spouse. Divorce “court” (family law) is decidedly against those with testicles.
Old joke alert.....
Heard about the dyslexic athiest?
He didn’t believe in “ DOG “.
Kind of a light weight eh?
YES!
In the other post, the ol’ boy was fishin’ as his deceased wifes funeral went past.
It made me laugh heartily, but I don’t feel like explaining why.
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