a real beast from the east... 
Posted on 04/27/2014 12:02:06 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A teenage girl is in jail after authorities said she poisoned her grandmother's food on Easter Sunday.
Tyt'ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson, 17, of Harrison Street, poured insecticide and termiticide into a cooking pot of collard greens while Gaylon Moody, 51, her grandmother, was at an Easter church service, according to arrest warrants.
In a phone interview Thursday night, Moody said the incident happened because she took away Johnson's cellphone.
"She was on punishment. I had taken her cellphone from her. She got mad because I took her cellphone from her, and she poisoned my food," Moody said. "I'll tell you one thing: It ain't good to feel."
Johnson admitted to Fayetteville Police investigators that she poisoned the collard greens, according to arrest warrants. She was charged with two counts of attempted first-degree murder.
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The Amish love their greens, I hear.
One of Holder’s peeps acting like a Borgia.
Tyt’ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson,hmmm
I wonder if one pronounces the apostrophe?
Tytapostrophe Lisa Nicole?
couldn’t help doing some math. The grandma is only 34 years older than the granddaughter.
a real beast from the east...
Are grandmother’s the only ones left raising kids in black America? Where’s mom and dad? Poison grandma’s collard greens because she took away her cell phone? The child has no soul.
I’m guessing that grandma wanting GD to go to church with her. GD refused so Gma took the cell phone. At one point, when our daughter was that age (pre-cell phones) she lost the door to her room. But I don’t think she ever tried to poison us. In fact, she was down to one change of clothes, a mattress, and a blanket at one point.
See her picture under “Bored overweight teen girls with a bad attitude.”
collared by the law
The dash be silent.
The jokes just write themselves for this one, I have nothing more to add.
Ban insecticide and termiticide!
Ooops, my mistake!
yup, fat, lazy and stooopid is no way to go through life regardless of color...
she really exudes TUDE..doesn’t she
Did you hear the one about the gal named Ladasha? She spelled it La-a. I do not know if this is true.
“The grandma is only 34 years older than the granddaughter.”
Isn’t it the case that the lower limit of fecundity is about age 13?
“Tyt’ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson,hmmm”
She has siblings:
Tyt’anic
Tyt’anium
and a 1/2 sibling: Tyt’skirt
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