[Ezekiel]

“No, I said he was in California because he eats fruits and nuts!”

Well the article did say that...

The animal had grown to 4-feet long, and its jaws had been wrapped shut with heavy-duty tape.

Probably headed to an OA meeting.

[Slings and Arrows]

*SNAP* *CRUNCH* “Wanna sign up for ObamaCare?”