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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 04/04/2014 5:40:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”


61 posted on 04/04/2014 6:49:53 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: taterjay

The traffic lights in downtown San Antonio not only count down visually, they talk in two languages.


62 posted on 04/04/2014 6:50:54 AM PDT by MisterArtery
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To: workerbee

Need to try this with the help of an accomplice...

63 posted on 04/04/2014 6:54:16 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)
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To: BenLurkin

Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake. Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown. Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety.

“I’d like to reward you boys with something special for saving me”, said Obama. “Just name it, and it’s yours!”

“I want a ride on Air Force One”, said the first boy.

“You’ve got it!”, said Obama.

“I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school”, said the second boy.

“No problem!”, said Obama.

The third boy thought for a moment, and said “I want a wheelchair”.

“But why would you want that?”, asked Obama.

“’Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he’s gonna break my legs!”.


64 posted on 04/04/2014 6:57:00 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: workerbee

A buzzard boards an airplane with two big road kills, the stewardess says, “sorry sir, only one carrion”.


65 posted on 04/04/2014 6:57:14 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: SunkenCiv

Where’d you dig that one up?


66 posted on 04/04/2014 6:59:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: Lucky9teen
amble . . . what do I win?
67 posted on 04/04/2014 7:00:17 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: Dead Corpse

68 posted on 04/04/2014 7:01:38 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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69 posted on 04/04/2014 7:03:17 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?)
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To: Dead Corpse

70 posted on 04/04/2014 7:03:24 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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71 posted on 04/04/2014 7:05:36 AM PDT by red-dawg (<<< click for info on my book.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Artichoke


72 posted on 04/04/2014 7:10:35 AM PDT by servantboy777
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To: red-dawg

73 posted on 04/04/2014 7:11:53 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
RED NECK WATER PARK:


74 posted on 04/04/2014 7:14:31 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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75 posted on 04/04/2014 7:17:14 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Scoutmaster

>> I wonder how many Obama supporters know the name ‘Sysiphus.’ <<

Sure. Sysiphus is what they catch in the bath house.


76 posted on 04/04/2014 7:22:53 AM PDT by dangus
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To: workerbee

Heisenberg was stopped by the police doing 85 in a 45 zone. The officer asked, “Do you know how fast you were going??” To which he replied, “Yes, but I don’t know where I am.”


77 posted on 04/04/2014 7:24:43 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL! I really needed that laugh!


78 posted on 04/04/2014 7:25:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Introverts, UNITE! Separately. In your own homes.)
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To: workerbee

Good one! LOL!


79 posted on 04/04/2014 7:27:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Introverts, UNITE! Separately. In your own homes.)
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To: a fool in paradise

That looks real. Why does that exist?


80 posted on 04/04/2014 7:28:28 AM PDT by dangus
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