You know why a banana is like a politician?
When he first takes office, he is green. Then he turns yellow. And then he's rotten.
If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb?
You can unscrew a light-bulb.
There's lots of reasons politicians try so hard to get re-elected: Power, prestiege, money, etc. But the number one reason is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexics Association.
Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead!