Just by chance, maybe, possibly in the top 10?
You know why a banana is like a politician?
When he first takes office, he is green. Then he turns yellow. And then he's rotten.
If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb?
You can unscrew a light-bulb.
There's lots of reasons politicians try so hard to get re-elected: Power, prestiege, money, etc. But the number one reason is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexics Association.
Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead!
posted on 03/07/2014 4:49:31 AM PST
(South Carolina Representative Trey Gowdy for Speaker of the House!!!)
Earlier this week, our neighborhood gained a wifi network “FBI Surveillance van Number 2”
posted on 03/07/2014 4:58:17 AM PST
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... History is a process, not an event)
LOL. I got those Putin vs 0 bummer pictures in an email this morning.
posted on 03/07/2014 5:44:41 AM PST
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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