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Human Kindness should be contagious...IMO Not silly, but very heart warming...
You have to STAY AWARE at all times!
Anyone watch those fishing programs on TV? This is a hoot!
The most precious little conductor How precious!!
A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town's grouch So Mr. Smith went to this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special. So he goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing', so what are you going to do?"
The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43."
Jar number 43? Mr. Smith wonders. So the doctor brings the jar and tells Mr. Smith to taste it. He tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is gross!" he yells.
"I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Smith," says the doctor.
So Mr. Smith goes home very mad. One month later, Mr. Smith goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I can't remember!"
Thinking he got the doctor, the doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little and tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43..."
Before the doctor finished his sentence, Mr. Smith fled the office.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the wretched crop................
Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
"Bask, a no-Bush America!"
"Ouch, man! A bias breaks."
"Arab 'E' maniac KOs Bush."
"Baha bankers IOU scam."
"O' I mash bareback anus!"
"A Shabbi Sack O Manure."
"A such Arab? Ask, I'm ebon."
"Asks, "Can I be a, ah, um, bro?"
"Arab Osama Bin he suck."
"Babushkas On, America!"
"Bank Him....B.O. USA-Caesar."
"A man hacks our babies."
"Abuse a charisma knob."
"HRC's a nuke-Asia A-bomb!"
"I am a bourse cash bank."
"O, man, I scare Babushka!"
"O, Cuba ranks him as Abe?"
"Can B. O. bar Sheik Usama?"
"I am a hack, abuser, snob."
"I am a hacker's anus bob."
"Arabic-shaken, USA mob?"
"Heck, USA, I'm an Arab SOB!"
"OK, ambush as nice Arab."
"Bam! (As I KO an HRC abuse.)"
"He sucks an A-bomb aria."
"Ban Bush, soak America."
"Obama bin Shark-Sauce."
"O Arabic snake, ambush!!"
"Aka a bomb has sin cure."
"AKA American HUB Boss."
"I am a bush snake (cobra)"
"Broke Bush as a maniac."
"I, Arab sham, beckon USA."
"A bohemian 'Arab' sucks!"
"Caramba! Obedient Spark."
"Bad skeptic or mean Arab."
"Sneak barbaric, mad poet."
"O, embrace drab Pakistan!"
"An Arab backed imposter."
"Break combat and aspire."
"Arab base, pink Democrat!"
"Macabre Bonaparte, kids!"
And still overpriced.
Absolutely!
That idiot’s idiot book can’t even be given away!
LOL. I got those Putin vs 0 bummer pictures in an email this morning.
“I can’t hear anything.”
How does one change the name of their WiFI ?
Top 50 woohoo...
Enjoy the weekend. And remember....
Guns don’t kill people. Husbands who come home early do.
Top 50!
So I was at the bank the other day. After she finished processing my deposit, the very attractive teller asked me, “Is there anything else I can do for you?”
Apparently, “take off your clothes” is not an appropriate answer to that question. Anybody know a good lawyer?
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