Skip to comments.Obama Does Not Know His Own Birth Date! Perhaps there is a Reasonable Explanation
Posted on 03/02/2014 1:18:41 PM PST by Nachum
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Moslems don’t celebrate birthdays
I even know the hour and minute I was born.
All we are saying♩♪♫
is give release a chance♩♪♫
Time warp from traveling through all 57 states....
As he gets older, it will be harder to keep his made up phony life straight.
He don’t know who he daddy neitha.
It’s April 1.
Indonesians aren’t big on birthdays. To expect Obama to remember his birthday is racist and offensive. Also it could result in one of his five social security numbers, which makes it a hate crime.
Perhaps if we could just as ascertain his birth Planet, for starters, the rest of the facts about the gentleman might discover the light of day too?
(also it could result in the revocation of one of his five...)
He wasn’t born. He was whelped.
and I thought Sheriff Joe was tough
Thanks, you have made my day.
That’s what I’m thinking. He has to stop and think, because he’s got to work to recall the “public story” of his phony life.
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
-- Abe Simpson
What did any dog ever do to deserve this comparison?
Seems this British intel guy may know something.
His birthday is Flactoid the 53rd.
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