’007 Obama’ used to sell fake Viagra in Pakistan

NY Post ^ | February 20, 2014 | By News.com.au

[EinNYC]

Virility is a vital aspect of being the chief. So, when it comes to selling fake Viagra-style sex pills, what brand would be better than the biggest chief of them all — President Obama.

And that’s not all. The glitzy cover of this Pakistan-based rip-off puts the commander-in-chief in a James Bond-style tuxedo with a silenced pistol in hand.

[EinNYC]

I dunno. I have NEVER consider Dear Leader to be much of a stand-up guy. More like a giant case of reptile dysfunction.

You HAVE to go to the URL and read the rest of this...will just MAKE your day!

[Politicalkiddo]

Seems quite apropos.

[a fool in paradise]

“Sends a thrill up your leg!” - Chris Matthews

[a fool in paradise]

“Made Obama a bigger putz!”

[wbill]

Reggie Love thinks that BO is a stand-up guy.

[pallis]

Obama traveled there with his reputedly gay roommate, the one who got busted with a fake degree from Columbia University. If he was selling sex pills, they were probably for young Pakistani boys, and he would more likely have carried a dildo than a pistol.

[DannyTN]

I read that headline as “Obama formerly sold fake viagra in Pakistan”, instead of “Obama’s Image used to sell fake viagra in Pakistan”.

[EinNYC]

But, in keeping with the advertising theme of being "the biggest chief of them all", I'm surprised they didn't use Putin instead. He's already supplied the world with numerous bare-chested photos of himself riding horses, killing bears with his bare hands, wrestling great white sharks on his lunch break, etc.

Or, maybe it was a language problem. Maybe they meant to say "the biggest THIEF of them all"...

[Blood of Tyrants]

Why not use Obama? He is the biggest pr%#k in the world!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Use a fake to sell a fake. Appropriate.

[DannyTN]

Or use a crackhead to sell drugs.

[DannyTN]

Or use a crackhead to sell drugs.

[onedoug]

Available to homos only.

[Slings and Arrows]

If you're selling d*** pills, why not use the biggest d*** of all?

[null and void]

[RichInOC]

If Barry remains standing for longer than four hours, the Secret Service has to call his physician.

[Jack Hammer]

I’ve heard that you gotta be careful with this - it’s powerful stuff.

You buy a box of the pills and the manufacturer sends a telegram to every leader on Planet Earth that you’ve got no d*ck.

Then your balls fall off and you feel an urge to go down on every Moslem sheikh and chieftain in the world.

After that, you bend over and let every Mexican in.

Nasty.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]